Monday, December 04, 2017

Zahid zany zitty tea-leaves reading

NST - Disaster in Penang shows it is time for BN to take over - DPM (extracts):

He also described the floods as another “sign from God” to end DAP’s nine-year reign in the state.

“God has shown his wrath to those who boasted that Penang is supposedly free from floods. What had happened is a signal from God that this is the best time for us to regain the Penang state government.

“Yes, we had lost Penang for nine years. But our loss is only temporary. We will wrest back Penang. It is not impossible and this can happen. I ask that Gerakan strengthen their machinery and Umno is ready to assist,” Zahid said.

Yes, Ahmad Zahid, who has the infamous notoriety of possessing a mouth that speaks faster than his brain could act, told the principal Chinese-dominated BN-party, Gerakan, to prepare to take over Penang from the DAP.

Zahid was essentially aping a Kelantanese's (blasphemous) tea-leaves reading in 2014.

Three years ago Nik Mohamad Abduh Nik Abdul Aziz (son of allahyarham Pak Haji Nik Aziz) wrote in his Facebook page, which was duly reported in a couple of Malaysian news portals, that the floods in Kelantan then were intended to remind Muslims to return to Allah’s path, and of the necessity in implementing the Islamic penal code in the state.

That moron remarked: “The flood is a reminder to all Muslims to return to Allah’s ways and stay away from His wrath.

“It necessitates the perseverance of the Kelantan government to implement hudud laws.”

But why do I call him a moron for relaying to us the wrath of Allah swt in His Divine manifestation of anger at Kelantanese, Terengganuans, Perlis-ians and Pahangites by flooding their states, where tens of thousands of the suffering rakyat in those states, mainly Muslims, had to be evacuated from their homes due to the frightening deluge in their regions.

not quite like his father, wakakaka, in fact far from being the clone of the illustrious allahyarhum Nik Aziz

Yes sir, only a moron like the dear Yang Berhormat at that distressful natural-disaster moment provided us with his most halal opinion that Allah swt was very angry (wrathful) with the mainly Muslim Malaysians in Kelantan, Terengganu, Perlis and Pahang.

Only non-morons, unlike moronic Nik Abduh, knew the Muslims in those states, especially in Kelantan and Terengganu, had been the most pious Muslims in support of Hadi Awang and PAS and their UUD355.

Thus Nik Abduh flabbergasted us with his warning to them that "the flood is a reminder to all Muslims to return to Allah’s ways and stay away from His wrath" when those very pious Muslims never did wander away from His Divine path.

Perhaps their only and very itsy bitsy teeny weeny 'sin' was to listen gullibly to the ulamaks of those states, who like Nik Abduh, acted (most blasphemously) at times as if they have a direct telephone line to Allah swt.

To recapitulate, based on Nik Abduh's most halal advice, Allah swt wrecked His Divine punishment on very pious Muslim (but deemed 'wayward' by the moron) in Kelantan and Terengganu by sending the devastating floods.

Sadly several Muslims in Kelantan and Terengganu perished in that 2014 flood, while more than two hundred thousands (200,000+) in the East Coast were forced to evacuate their flooded homes.

But I wondered and still do, why was it, as per Nik Abduh's warning statements above (in his Facebook page), that Allah swt targeted mainly pios Muslim supporters of PAS' avowed intention to implement hudud?

Would Nik Abduh come up with another (but Christian-highly-used) piece of wisdom that Allah swt acted in 'mysterious' ways?

Anyway, fast forward to last month, we have Zahid using Nik Abduh's Alakazam-formula to motivate BN blokes in Penang.

Alakazam strangely has the Chinese name of Sun Wukong  

Admittedly, Zahid was better than Nik Abduh in that he motivated while the latter frightened, wakakaka, but then the latter's moronic act has been typical of PAS' scare tactics.

Anyway, to get to the point, based on Zahid zany zitty reading of the tea leaves (from Cameron Highlands, no less), every state in Peninsular Malaysia will see the floods as another “sign from God” to end the incumbent ruling party’s reign in the state, wakakaka, meaning PAS may lose to UMNO in Kelantan, UMNO to PAS in Terengganu, UMNO to DAP in Negeri Sembilan and Johor, so on so forth.


  1. I don't know about tea leaves or devine retribution, but it is very much predictable if DAP takes a big electoral hit in Penang this coming GE.
    The pendulum swing is too large though.

    1. wakakaka, your animosity towards DAP is as bad as HY's which has been horrifically biased, as to be expected of a PKR person

    2. I consider myself thoroughly pro-Pakatan Harapan, by extension Pro-DAP.
      I do not want PH to falter in Penang, because the alternative is UMNO rule, through its Chinese lackeys.

      Its a form of tough love, as I really want DAP in Penang to wake up and address the real problems in a real manner, not just take Penang voters for granted and brush them off.

  2. Wakakakaka....

    "..the Muslims in those states, especially in Kelantan and Terengganu, had been the most pious Muslims"

    Ain't there statistics showing that

    1) poor in wealth after Sabah

    2) highest in hiv, incest in the country

    Could the moronic Nik Abduh knows something u don't??

    After all he is talking about his 'territories' le!

    1. 1) poor in wealth ...

      nothing to do with god but its lack of ability to manage

      2) highest in hiv and incest ...

      has everything to do with pas' enforcement of so-called 'morality' on a people, who are more like fun-loving polynesians (hawaians, tahitians, etc), and who are suffering from repression, wakakaka

    2. Wakakakaka... try to argue 1&2 with the towel-headed zombies lah.

      The blur-sotongs r buying everything they sell le!