perennial perpetual powerless problem
I returned to see the usual brouhaha following the recent UMNO AGM, wakakaka. Here's the real reason or reasons for UMNO's feral behaviour:
|Yo I'm the PM!
Hello there, anyone listening? Dad?
|Dad wants me to be be PM
I'm like Ah Jib Gor, reluctantly thrust into politics by our fathers' legacies
I want my Mummy
|I want to be PM
And like Mahathir I am going to thrust myself into it and not wait for fate or legacy to do so for me
|Hey man, I have the pedigree, legacy and the MOUTH to be PM
|I will be PM, Mahathir notwithstanding
The other candidates just don't have my wiliness, intellectual capacity and most important of all, my looks
Aiyoyo, it seems that UMNO, once headed by luminaries such as Tunku, Razak, Hussein, Mahathir and a political party respected by many both at home and abroad, is currently suffering from the same erectile dysfunction that Monsterball is subjected to.
It explains why UMNO is as hysterically feral as Monsterball has been, wakakaka.