Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Who will be PM?


The man they want as their PM-designate is sadly in jail
Imprisoned for a crime we've been told he didn't commit
But campaigning for his innocence seems destined to fail
Hampered by various sinister obstructions I must admit

The man they did NOT want as PM has nominated himself
Saying that if people are desperate for an experienced PM
Yes, he shouted after chucking his baker's apron on a shelf
F**k Putrajaya, he'll even build his Palais de Buckingham


He claims impressive track records in money & banking
In surreal looking bridge as well as automobile production
Steel industry, gigantic dam, tin trading and road tolling
He knows the methods of constitutional ..ahem.. reduction

His charms are devastating, his once mortal foe can testify
While his anger is ruthless as felt by his erstwhile mentee
He is a walking encyclopedia, a know-all who is never shy
He can be your future PM but only when he hears your plea


Some say he is ashamed of and hides his ancestral origin
But that does not seem true as he has shown he likes roti
A delicious breakfast taken with dahl on a Sunday mornin'
Everyone likes roti, Punjabis, Telugus, Tamils & Malayalee

I cannot find anyone wrong with him, he is sans blemish
For an experienced PM-designate we needn't look too far
But wait wait wait, just one point, not something to relish
He might have just a fault if any, dia selalu mudah lupa



  1. Najib should be Declared PM For Life.

  2. i am fine with anyone to be pm as long as he/she is not from umno, hmmm except hadi.

  3. The PM they want is in jail
    Imprisoned for what they claim court's manipulative will
    His sexual needs like bombs hail
    Even to penetrate a bosom he will


    A supremacist of the old has nominated himself
    Monuments of erroneous projects as his sense of right and arrogance
    Supported by LKS who falsified his scorn for the loaf on the shelf
    Unmasks himself as the chinese who has selective conscience

    However, there is A salt-and-pepper beared that outshines the rest
    But KT's and Nons' paranoid scorn and concentrated hate
    Bedevils his chances of success
    To march off into a new sunset of hope and faith