From: Taliban HQ - somewhere in Pa ... eh ... never mind
To: US Military Command - Kabul
Cc: Mr & Mrs Tillman - San Jose, USA
Subject: US Friendly Fire Killed Again
File Ref: Taliban Memo to US Forces
Thanks once again buddies, as our original memo pointed out, with enemies like you, shooting away as you have done, we don't ever need to have any friends.
That's the second group of 4 policemen you have wiped out in less than 10 days. Hey, don't feel bad about it - they were only Afghans, you know, the type of people you guys had dropped all sorts of sh*t on!
Once again, keep up the good work.