Objection, Your Orgasm ... eh I mean ... Your Honour
During a court trial, people could hear the sound of a handpump coming from beneath the judge’s bench. It was discovered that 58-year old US Judge Donald Thompson had been masturbating with a penis pump during a murder trial.
During his suctioned romp, I wonder how he overruled or sustained counsellors’ objections? How would he assess the legal validity of counsellors’ argument as he drove himself up to the orgasm. In that brief second of physical heaven, would he still retain his legal jurisprudence?
Oh, the interesting question must be how long did he ‘sustain’ his buildup to the climax before his primal instinct ‘overruled’ his magisterial equanimity?
Thompson has been charged with 3 counts of indecent exposure for masturbating with the incriminating device during the murder case. Apparently he had used the pump previously during another murder trial and a civil case in 2003. Hmmm, I wonder what were the verdicts? Or perhaps, the trials were f***ing boring?
The device will be offered as evidence during his trial - Exhibit 'A'?
One final puzzling question, who was the whistleblower who dobbed on the judge who nudged his bulge?