Sunday, November 20, 2005

Michelle Leslie & the Sweet Aroma of Notoriety

AAP photo from Sydney Morning Herald 20 Nov 2005

Aussie lingerie and underwear model, Muslim convert, Michelle Leslie will arrive in Australia today after a brief reunion with her family in Singapore. Her No 1 priority after the harrowing experience is to marry her millionaire boyfriend, Scott Sutton, heir to a car dealership - lucky bloke!

There were talks of her lawyers negotiating TV rights on her story, but as I mentioned, Australia has a law that forbids profiting from crime. So serial killers, husbands or wives’ murderers, terrorists, bank robbers or those convicted of drug offences may not earn money from media interviews, stories, books, whatever, including endorsement of kitchen knives (it went into the bitch like laser cutting butter), agricultural fertiliser (guaranteed to blow up your hibicious size), or the burqa (your portable privacy in a non-private world).

Because she had received a guilty verdict, the plans to auction her story to Aussie TV have to be abandoned, but no worries, she still has her old job in the fashion business, and unbelievably (or should it be?), the Australian fashion industry has flocked to Leslie’s modelling agency, Chic, promising lots of work and support. Notoriety certainly has the sweet aroma of appeal.

Sorry, Kate Moss, eat your heart out – you aren’t Aussie.

2 comments:

  1. And she calls herself a Muslim. A big joke!

    She would do anything, cover her head, calls herself a Muslim, just to escape jail.

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  2. Maybe she's a Balinese Goddess who can undergo (and indeed underwent) magic transformations? See my earlier posting http://ktemoc.blogspot.com/2005/11/magic-transformation-of-balinese.html

    ;-)

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