Sun Daily - Penis inspection joke gone too far, police report lodged:
PETALING JAYA: It was probably a joke that has gone too far as a police report has been lodged against, the person or persons behind a fake directive from the Education Ministry ordering students to undergo a penis inspection.
However, only students of SMK Seksyen 4 Bandar Kinrara were subjected to the “directive”.
“The Education Ministry requires us to conduct mandatory penis inspection on all male students at SMK Seksyen 4 Bandar Kinrara in accordance with Health Code 6.9. This year’s penis inspection will take place on Wednesday, March 20th during assembly,“ according to the fake directive.
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Nazi penis inspection wakakaka |
It also warned students that they would not receive their Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia (SPM) examinations slip if they do not attend or have an erection during inspection.
A source from the Education Ministry said that a report was lodged by the school on Friday.
Wakakaka, I personally find it whimsically hilarious - and most important of all, no physical, emotional nor financial harm was inflicted on anyone.
'Penis Inspection Day' hoax has been around for a while thus it's not new.
But obviously in strait-laced Islamic Malaysia, such jocose antic would be (at best) frowned upon by authorities such as an official of the Education Ministry who probably is already beset with far more important issues like black shoes, swimming pools and 'holistic' assessment of this and that, wakakaka.
In the Western (English-speaking World), the first day of April is celebrated annually as April Fools' Day. Its origin stems from a story ('Nun's Priest's tale') in Geoffrey Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales (1392). Wikipedia informs:
April Fools' Day or April Fool's Day (sometimes called All Fools' Day) is an annual (primarily) Western celebration commemorated on April 1 by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes.
The jokes and their victims are called April fools. People playing April Fool jokes often expose their prank by shouting "April fool(s)" at the unfortunate victim(s).
Some newspapers, magazines and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day or below the news section in smaller letters. Although popular since the 19th century, the day is not a public holiday in every country.
It's quite faithfully observed by Australian newspapers and TV shows which would play pranks and hoaxes on their viewers. The above Malaysian 'Penis Inspection' requirement would have fallen gnam gnam into such hoaxes, wakakaka.
But on a far more serious issue, there should be a mandatory requirement for 'mulut' or 'otak' inspection rather than the lil' Johan 'downstairs', wakakaka.
Allow me to present some recent news headlines for your viewing as follows:
Editor's note: 10.30pm - Lim corrected his earlier statement which originally used the words "declare war on non-Malays"
(b) Lim Guan Eng's 'declaration of war' statement on Umno-PAS pact is inflammatory, says MCA leader Wee,
... of his (Guan Eng;s) own political survival
Well, definitely there should have been 'mulut' or 'otak' inspection for every political election candidate, wakakaka.
And as if to prove my point, two other DAP politicians wanted to better Guan Eng in his bellicose shouting.
First after Lim GE was Dewan Rakyat Deputy Speaker Nga Kor Ming who stated the alliance between Umno and PAS will turn Malaysia akin to Taliban's Afghanistan.
Then Mengkibol ADUN Chew Chong Sin said the attacks at two mosques in New Zealand, should serve as a lesson for Malaysia on the need to curb extremism, and that the Umno-PAS cooperation "can also be taken advantage of by foreign terrorist groups".
Wakakaka.
But as I've said, the 'mouth-brain' inspection should be mandatory for every political election candidate, meaning Pakatan, BN, and PAS have been equally guilty of saying stupid insensitive words.
But it surprises me to hear DAP getting their knickers all twisted and knotted up just because UMNO and PAS have recently formed a political pact.
Political pacts are common in politics everywhere, not just Malaysia. As a reminder, didn't DAP form a pact too with PAS, and even unto almost using the PAS logo-flag in the 2013 general election?
I think Guan Eng should set a better example of statesmanship instead of his politically belligerent utterances.
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lu khee-haw-lang-k .... lah wakakaka |
The DAP-PAS alliance at the time was an inclusive one, and it was on the basis that PAS had stopped its pursuit of an Islamic state, and focused on an inclusive approach to Islam.
ReplyDeleteIn any case , DAP broke off once it became clear PAS had revived its old of Hudud campaign.
The PAS - UMNO alliance is based on hostility against "enemies of Islam" whoever those are. and spreading hate.
PAS-UMNO leaders have warned "no need for Chinese or Indian support', 'shut down Chinese and Tamil schools', 'oppose funding for Chinese private schools', 'non-Muslims should not be cabinet ministers', 'Muslims risk going to hell if they do not vote for Muslims', 'non-Muslims are controlling the government' and 'Malays are now guests'.
This blog's author Whitewashing the PASUMNO pact for the purpose to hentam, hentam, hentam DAP is a sign of fingers not connected to brain.
Both the author's Fingers and Otak need to be inspected.
The PR pact of PAS with DAP was hostile towards BN and Najib - nothing wrong with that, just as the pact of PAS with UMNO is against Pakatan and enemies fo Islam - so what?
ReplyDeleteIn political competition one side demonises the other
but commonsense should porevail, not so with the DAP of toiday, in inviting bellicose statements from the other side by issuing same bellicose statements like "declaring war" on non-Muslims
You have been whitewashing Pakatan's follies, no doubt for your dedak
How blithe is bellicosity?
ReplyDeleteAs blithe as when at the 2005 UMNO General Assembly Hishamuddin unsheathed the UMNO keris and threatened it would be bathed in blood....
and as blithe as when Jibby warned the Chinese.....
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Chinese the first to be targeted if there is no peace
16 Sep 2017
The Chinese community would be targeted should Malaysia ever descend into chaos, Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak said.
"If there is no peace in our country, what will happen? The Chinese will be the first to be targeted if there is no peace in this country.
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Prior to Mahathir and Najib "breaking up", Mahathir blasted his mentee as follows:
Delete(a) that Najib’s "1Malaysia" slogan has been just a duplicate of the Chinese-dominated DAP's "Malaysian Malaysia" catchphrase.
(b) that Najib was emulating the opposition DAP in his attempts to woo the Chinese and Indians (during his first few years in office) by dialling back on pro-Bumiputera policies.
(c) Mahathir posted in his blog saying, “He reduced places for Bumis in the government universities even though in the numerous private universities and twinned colleges, Bumis make up less than 10%.
Bumiputera contractors and small businesses no longer had government favour. Most had to stop their businesses."
(d) “Without saying so in so many words, he had adopted the Malaysian Malaysia slogan of the opposition, only calling it One Malaysia instead.”
Well, remember that prior to May 13, Mahathir predicted the outbreak of racial hostility. He openly criticised the government, sending a letter to Tunku Abdul Rahman, criticising our 1st PM for failing to uphold Malay interests.
Mahathir showed that he did not and does not like Malay PMs who were or are too friendly to the Chinese Malaysians.
and read this post in Lim Kit Siang's blog - https://blog.limkitsiang.com/2013/02/09/mahathirs-false-accusation-of-tunku/ which said (extracts only):
DeleteTun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, former prime minister had indeed accused Malaysia’s first prime minister Tunku Abdul Rahman of having done something not permitted by law by granting citizenship to one million foreign immigrants.
Historians of repute will be quick to confirm how inhuman, unsound, flippant and exasperating is Mahathir’s allegation. The granting of citizenship to “foreign immigrants” was not the work of one man – Tunku alone. Besides, it is wicked of Mahathir to claim that one million or so residents in Malaya were purely immigrants ignoring the fact that they had lived in this country for generations; and had been an integral part in the resistance against the Japanese occupation and in the fight against communism. Those one million or so “foreign immigrants” as Mahathir arrogantly and wickedly describes are the ones who saw the economic progress of this country from the time the East India Company arrived here, under constant perilous conditions.
It is indeed shocking that Mahathir had not acquainted himself of the negotiations among the Alliance Partners consisting of UMNO-MCA-MIC, the predecessor of Barisan Nasional (BN) which played a prominent role in achieving Merdeka. Aside this, it is also shocking that a man of Mahathir’s stature would descend to cheap politics in hurling condemnation against the late Tunku, who was indeed instrumental in ensuring that the radicals from all sides did not scuttle the movement towards Merdeka by their emotional actions.
These historical facts are there for the world to see; that the partners in Alliance were concerned as to the type of policy that had to be adopted and implemented after Merdeka in relation to education, citizenship and Malay special privileges. These were classified as sensitive issues and it is fair to infer that there must have been a lot of debate over them.
some more extracts of how much Mahathir despised/despises the Chinese Malaysians (extracts as above):
DeleteMahathir’s condemnation is indeed a mischievous distortion, an attempt to conceal or cloud his own illegality in granting citizenship to illegal immigrants. Illegal immigrants can never be equated with those who had come here legally and raised their families and contributed for the well-being of this country. When others had come to exploit and take away the wealth of this country those one million immigrants who were granted citizenship had worked hard to earn that right and had reinvested their earnings in this country.
Mahathir and his cronies should realise that there is a world of difference between the status of those who aspired to become citizens under the Alliance arrangement and those that were granted by Mahathir. During the Tunku’s premiership citizenship was granted to those who were legally living in this country for decades. They were not illegal immigrants. The Sabah situation was totally different when illegal immigrants’ status was altered to one of lawful citizens of Malaysia by Mahathir to benefit one political party which was led by him.
Another point Mahathir makes is that by granting citizenship to one million “immigrants”, the Malays’ power had been diluted. Any fair-minded person will tell that this is a preposterous fancy and we have to stomach it because he was an erstwhile premier and the press gives him undue publicity.
Mahathir also claims that not all those who were granted citizenship in Sabah voted for BN. One cannot look for a baser excuse than this.
do you now know why I dislike Maddy
DeletePolitikuses thrill on words/phrases to sensationalize issues. That's a given!
ReplyDeleteSo DON'T just blame DAP lah.
U can keep yr mouth/brain shut when such statement is been verbalized by political scums outside of bolihland. None of yr business & lagi too far away to be of relevant.
But what about those inflammatory words/phrases been chanted by pus/umno?
Any examples vis-a-vis those two given by u in yr fart? How about Former Umno Youth leader Razlan Rafii called for "puak DAP" (DAP people) to be "shot"?
Or u r going to call that to be a fair response to Mengkibol assemblyperson Chew Chong Sin's remarks on the Christchurch terrorist attack!
Perhaps, u r proposing a f*cked spirit of
"But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also."!
R u expecting the Nons to be the proverbial sacrificed lambs when dealing with a bunch of backward looking morons where the antic teaching of an eye for an eye is so deeply entrenched into their psychic.
Mfer, who's been whitewashing who's follies, AGAIN?
Every political party in the world carries out maneuvering and propaganda in its favour, and against its political opponents.
DeleteHowever, it is ridiculous to equate the political maneuverings inherent in any open democracy with the Racial and Religious hate and Supremacy that PASUMNO is promoting.
The blogger might as well defend Fraser Anning as indulging in normal political competition where one side demonises the other- so what ?
Yes, Malaysia is in danger of sliding into Talibanism if the majority Muslims accept the Religious supremacy being peddled by PUS.
Whoaa... nothing good a bit about UMNO & PAS. You should resolve your fitnah on 1MDB and kleptocracy first la .
DeleteThe title neatly sums up the real dangers of a PAS-UMNO pact towards non-Malays and non-Moslems who are mostly Blithe in facing Bellecosity statements from those 2 parties.
ReplyDeleteThis is completely rational given a known medical condition:
ReplyDeletehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koro_(medicine)
"Koro is a culture-bound syndrome delusional disorder in which an individual has an overpowering belief that one's sex organs are retracting and will disappear, despite the lack of any true longstanding changes to the genitals.Koro is also known as shrinking penis, and it is listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. "
Where does this happen?
"Among the Chinese, koro is confined to South China and the lower Yangtze Valley."
Also in Singapore, but only those who eat pork.
"A koro epidemic struck Singapore in October 1967 for about ten days. Newspapers initially reported that some people developed koro after eating the meat of pigs inoculated with a vaccine for swine influenza. Rumours relating eating pork and koro spread after a further report of an inoculated pig dying from penile retraction. "
Now that's funny. Alamak!