Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Bangsa Ber-Pancawarna

In Australia whenever I met someone new who is a fellow SE Asian, or even from the Far East, and reveal myself as a Malaysian, he/she would invariably exclaim in delightful admiration: “Oh, you guys can speak several languages!”

Though I’d smile, and not without some considerable pride at our Boleh-ness, perhaps the one sole qualification worthy of being proud about, I would at the same time quietly cringe at our notorious mastery of colourful profanities in at least half a dozen or more languages/dialects, way way before I came to know of some bloggers and blog visitors, wakakaka.

So as a nationality, we are if anything quite colourful, not least in the manner in which we love to generously lace our speeches with those multi-lingual and grossly obscene profanities and vulgarisms. Mind, we’d spew out our favourite lubricities, not merely as insults (though there have been lots of these), but as everyday usage in adjectives, adverbs and nouns in our conversations, and of course we would argue, only to emphasize and/or enhance the points we want to make.

Sometimes we even aver that in using the most colourful ‘F’ word, we had meant it in a complimentary way, like “God, she’s absolutely f* beautiful” or in exasperated exclamations at our own predicaments or mistakes, like “Oh, now I’m truly f*”. Such is the versatility of the ‘F’ word that I need at least a whole post to demonstrate its wide ranging use, so I’ll stop its discussion here, reluctantly if I may confess.

In this, I wonder whether we are a wee like Australians who call their enemies ‘bastards’ but their closest friends ‘bloody bastards’.

But in further discussing the colourful nature of we Malaysians, I suppose we could perhaps start off with one of the tripods of our brand of democracy, namely, the judiciary.

The wonderfully remarkable Bench had demonstrated how they could turn black into white one day, and then white into black in another, as I had posted on 08 March 2010 in
Federal Court ruling - black yesterday, white today.

Then I had written about the court declaring that
Anwar's dismissal as DPM [by then PM Dr M] is lawful because according to our marvellous judiciary, the king, as a constitutional monarch, was required to act in accordance with the advice of the prime minister.

* above underlining and bolding/highlighting by kaytee

… while a mere month prior to this (yes, just around 30 days), the very same three judges who were also on the appeals bench to hear Mohd Nizar Jamaluddin’s appeal against the unconstitutional sacking of him as the MB of Perak and the associated appointment of Zambry Abd Kadir as the new MB by the Sultan of Perak, ruled that it was not necessary for a vote of confidence to be done in the state assembly as the Sultan can conduct his own inquiry to determine which party or coalition has the majority.

In other words HRH was NOT required to act in accordance with the advice of the menteri besar at that time, namely Nizar.

Yessirree, these three same judges - just as a reminder that they, together with two other, had just one month earlier, ruled the Sultan of Perak, even as a constitutional monarch, could ignore the advice of MB Nizar to dissolve the Perak Assembly – told us in a case of Anwar Ibrahim versus Dr M, that the Agong, as a constitutional monarch, was required to act in accordance with the advice of the prime minister (Dr M).

Either they were of a most forgetful nature (and to f* with
stare decisis) or we could quote George Orwell who wrote in Animal Farm (Chapter 2, pg 11), that “Squealer could turn black into white” wakakaka. Now, didn’t/doesn’t that just confirm our affinity with colours and thus, our colourful nature?

Well, what next? Oh yes, there’s those Yellow Perils, our most feared fifth columnists, the local Chinese, who had often been accused of being red, wakakaka. Got it, yellow = red? wakakaka!

Of course I mustn’t let Pantai Remis assemblyman Nga Kor Ming get away with his disgraceful ‘metallic black person’ remark. But he had apologized though he bloody well watches his mouth.

I won’t go into the seditious BTN indoctrinations, the terrible Johor headmistress or the Interlok insults which raised our temperature to the upper red mark of the thermometer as these shameful black-marked issues have already been battered blue black in the various coverages on them. Nor would I mention those men in blue who should be wearing black arm bands for their questionable conduct and behaviour.

But in closing I should talk a bit about the red, green and white of ang pows, which incidentally translate into ‘red packets’ (red for luck, as it is an auspicious colour). Yup, we're now on the topic of Ibrahim Ali's peh-pow (white packets) which he doled out to his MCA-marshalled Chinese visitors during Perkasa Chinese New Year Open House.

Some like Kee Thuan Chye has latched onto Ibrahim Ali’s faux pas to give vent to their ire at the UMNO-Perkasa inconsiderate and very colour-conscious mentality against the 'nons', as may be read in his Malaysiakini article
White ang pow: The state has failed us.

Kee does have a point because Malays in adopting the Chinese custom of giving out ang pow (lucky money) on festive occasions such as New Year and Hari Raya, are known to have used green packets, employing the Islamic colour to mask or modify the Chinese auspicious red, where red is often seen as either mainly Chinese or communist (or both wakakaka), though red happens also to be part of the UMNO colour - well, explain that! Anyway, it’s not as if the UMNO-Perkasa mob had been unaware of the colour significance of ang pow.

But quite frankly I am giving Ibrahim Ali the benefit of the doubt for his unthinking faux pas, in gifting peh-pows (white packets) during Perkasa’s Chinese New Year Open House. Those envelopes in a taboo-ed colour (white for death) were a definite no-no for Chinese on a supposedly auspicious occasion - white is very sial (unlucky, ill-omened) on Chinese New Year. I’d put it down as a monumental f* up by his aides and I would even stretch my neck out to opine it was not a deliberate oversight.

The Ibrahim bloke is quite a colourful personality, in fact so colourful he’s known to be a political chameleon, brown one day, green another, yellow sometimes and who knows, even white or black as the situation warrants, in the same variety of tones as possessed by many types of frogs, wakakaka.

But I do blame Collin Tiew, that MCA Sri Desa Branch Boss who collaborated* with Perkasa in the latter's Chinese New Year Open House, and then when the hot steaming poo hit the fan, denied in mealy-mouth fashion that he didn’t know this or that, in fact virtually everything, and that he was acting in a welfare capacity and not as a MCA member.

* in the very meaning of the word as known during WWII

He even daringly attempted a black-into-white transformation when he proclaimed 'I've been made victim of Perkasa CNY open house'. A$**h*le!

Chua Soi Lek has a lot of explaining to do regarding the cozy arrangements between Perkasa and one of his MCA branch chiefs.

Now, don’t tell me that Collin Tiew wasn't aware that the MCA had in recent times criticized Ibrahim Ali in his Perkasa role of vilifying Chinese Malaysians, and that the latter had unwittingly but uniquely unified the Chinese in MCA, Gerakan and DAP in opposing his insults & threats to the Chinese Malaysian community, …

… in exactly the same way as another ‘Ibrahim’, namely Anwar Ibrahim who, as Education Minister in issuing his unacceptable policy of appointing non-Mandarin trained headmasters to vernacular schools in 1987, had also uniquely unified Chinese Malaysians (MCA, Gerakan and DAP and Dong Jiao Zong), which then led to the launch of the infamous Ops Lallang.

I'm not sure whether it was true what I heard, that Anwar’s face had then turned white at his education ministerial ‘too clever by half’ policy which nearly conflagated the nation into red-tainted racial riots a la May 13, though I also heard Dr M patting him on his shoulder and coo-ing “Ta ape, jangan khuatir”, wakakaka.

Then was also when a young Najib believed that beneath Chinese yellow skins was red blood, but without realizing that red was in fact the universal colour of blood, including his, or for that matter, that of any race, nationality or creed, and even for those so-claimed blue blood!

With Ops Lallang, Najib’s face was a rosy pink like the cat which licked the cream because he was teflonized, while Lee Kim Sai, the MCA Youth Chief, saw his face turning black because he wasn’t, wakakaka, which explained why, just prior to the police dragnet, he was sent away to Australia for a facial.

We Malaysians are certainly a Bangsa berpancawarna - hope my Bahasa term is correct wakakaka.

Read also: Secret of Ang Pow’s


  1. WOW!! What a fucking long ...interesting post this is.
    Need to read few more reads..before I comment..but Ibrahim Ali white ang pow is here.
    Why must be be so goody goody to give him the benefit of any doubts..if any?
    It's plain and simple....these UMNO b Malays talk of "1Malaysia" "People First" and after 55 years still don't know the rich Chinese cultures? To me....this is an example we are dealing with racists and hypocrites...and no benefits of doubts should be given to these self proclaimed...son of the soil.
    Ibrahim Ali does not care about other Malaysians.
    He is a typical pariah fat ass thinking Malaysia belongs to their grandfathers...and all minorities are tenants.
    This is the making of Mahathir...racists politics....who incidentally support Ibrahim Ali...100% for whatever he says or does.

  2. I just glance through the post again...and can feel the comical side of KTemoc at his best.
    I need to read again and many things to talk about.
    Love to read other commentators comments on this post.

  3. haiya why say something other people already know? uncle monty u damn boring la.


  4. KTemoc...It is not easy to put out such a nice post.
    Please make sure all commentators comment to the post..including me...thanks.

  5. How come you fail to mention Najib at the TPCA stadium rally where he stirred on the crowd which was calling for their Kris to be bathed in Chinese blood.

    Anwar deserves to be held responsible for his role in the Chinese-primary school HM fiasco, but it wasn't Anwar who was shit-stirring up the potential riot.

  6. especially you, uncle monty. i am watching..


  7. There KT...tokio-rain starts again.
    You need to be firm and strict.
    After 20 or 30 comments..start joking ...may be ok....but not immediately spoiling the good flow of thoughts..discouraging serious commentators to comment.
    Since it is always me...he is talking about.....I will not respond stop commenting for awhile.

  8. tokio_rain,

    any chance of doing a full monty on the creature from the black lagoon , something of the order of The Truman Show, since you have such an insight of the old man for the benefit of us who miss the actions in chapter 1?


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  9. Monsterballs: you sleep, shit, f* (if you can still do it) and spend your working hours reading KT's blog? Have you got nothing else to do? Why do you bother about this Anwar Ibrahim hater?

  10. SS Goh Lam Par....goodnight...see ya tomorrow, F9ck you nice and tight...

  11. I want to write something but all I can think is googoo gaagaa geegee. What's happening..shit. gaagaa geegee googoo.

  12. Good....we'll be passing around the hat to collect Pak Kum for Goh Lam Par soon...

  13. KTemoc...Take note..that's not me commenting.
    Your blog is being polluted.
    I kept silent as promised....but one copying me...I must break my that you's not me.

  14. KT...check the logos!!
    It's Kanineh imitating me.

  15. googoo gaagaa geegee. What's happening..shit. gaagaa geegee googoo.

  16. Maybe not...for all logos..including Bruno's seem to be the same....and am glad mine is different.
    I leave avoid as promised.
    U know me....I never run ...but doing this for your blog and good supporters.
    Nice post...all fucked up by BN cybe troopers.

  17. Good...good...we will contribute generously to your Pak Kum..

  18. Bastard Kanineh gaagaa gee idiot tokio-rain..googoo goo Buttercup backside. suck anon geegee poot. ti pa ti tic tac toe..ta tung..ta ti ti. Stop it! Where's my mama?!

  19. Oooh Oooh Ak Ak What The flack...bastu IIIaaaa goaagall tiewi ....why can't I write any more foul words ? Finger jammed..

  20. autaball basket you gaagaa toot woouuh ti ka ti ka i wait for you in bus stop bangla whoop whoop. damn its getting worse. cibai tokio..i love u. haiya..hiccup! where is that - toooot- bruno leh?

  21. hahahahaha! tokio you are too funny. i know its you..

  22. tokio-ran ar, whoop whoop eat my backside la...googoo gaagaa cibai..aiyah why got chocolate cake in my shit ar..poot poot KT this is not me ok...chi ka chi ka..lam pah kawsai...poooot. bruno...oh that was a wet one...hiccup...see you tomorrow i hope. yes honey dear i am coming! poooot...

  23. Hahaha, 'monsterball', you so funny one, hihi. You promised to KT to behave and here you go pooot pooot all over the place with your choc cow sai....

    good nite

  24. KT, this is one of your best ever write up todate..... your use of colours here threading thru the whole piece is ingenious, haha. And the pics ada oomph la. Gud one.

  25. That's not idiot.
    LOOK at the logo!!
    It is up to KT to lean up his blog.

  26. to CLEAN UP his blog...not "lean" meaning.
    KTemoc is simply too nice and many take advantage over him.
    Like I said...there is a limit to everything.
    A wonderful exciting new post out...and...tokio-rain immediately fucked it up....KT doing nothing?
    First they fucked up Susan Loone's blog....then Romerz "Middle Ground"..both from Penang and
    Go look at both the blogs.
    All commentators left.
    KTemoc...tokio rain put out my about my son.
    Is that not enough to ban him?
    You can include me ...if you want.
    That's what tokio-rain is hoping for.
    Yes...ban tokio-rain and monsterball to save your wonderful blog.
    This is the real monsterball talking.

    LKS blog is one can fool him...with two nicks.
    Came back for write this.
    Prefer to keep silent for a long all.
    In blogging there is no such thing as buddies or trust everything been said.
    When you need a friend/buddy defend your blog....check it many?

  28. KTemoc is smart enough to put frogs and yellow a parrot....all hinting something so clear to him.
    I read that as..Patriots..traitors and Bersih walkers with Chua Soi Lek...the parrot....and we can use all those photos to test our imaginative minds to the limit..with lots of different interpretations.
    Maybe that royal good looking serious parrot represents ...the ultimate kind of PM we are looking for. Maybe KT tells us is representing Anwar.

  29. KT has shown how some Aussies talk with words sound foul to some Malaysians but actually an expression of endearments to their love and dear buddies.
    When you have Ibrahim Ali know next to nothing about Chinese cultures...what do you expect from most UMNO b members understanding other cultures in other countries.
    All they know...they are sons of the soils..being bullshitted for decades by Mahathir's race and religion dirty politics.
    I admire that lady refusing to accept white packet from Ali.
    No excuses must be given for suck sickening ignorance.
    We have given UMNO b members.....55 years to understand all..and it looks like they may need another 55 years...if we keep on ever forgiving and generous.

  30. Now the imposter "monsterball" can clearly be differentiated by KT and readers..even if you have problems to read LOGOS.

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  32. Wah KT....didn't realise you have hidden codes/symbolism in your article leh.

    Monsterball : "Maybe that royal good looking serious parrot represents ...the ultimate kind of PM we are looking for. Maybe KT tells us is representing Anwar:

    Wah...that good looking parrot, who is also serious and royal, represent our PM wannabe Anwar....hehehe

    Whom God wishes to destroy, he first make mad ? Watch out, dear Monsterball, hehe

  33. monster, I've deleted your comments of 4:38 AM, February 02, 2012

    I don't appreciate grossly vile insults, not even to Perkasa people - never ever associate a Malay with pigs, at least at my blog.

    And I told you not to be libellous in your comments about specific people, unless you have proof (e.g. recorded in Hansard, etc) - you are giving me lots of headache trying to moderate your remarks.

  34. Just a Silent Lurker10:12 am, February 02, 2012

    Monster has never learnt how to argue and criticise the issue, instead he simply launches personal attacks.

    Its been the same in every blog he visits.
    He posts something, other people post, could be contrary or critical opinions.
    Monster proceeds to make it a personal argument and personal attack on them.
    Soon the foul words fly from Monster's keyboard.

    I hear he is a businessman...if he is like that in real life, he must be a very unpleasant boss...

    Just a Silent Lurker

  35. Yeah, lets hunt him down in the other blogs.

    Monster Hunter

  36. KT have a nice day.
    Sorry..I give you lots of headaches....not intentionally.
    What about those faceless nameless bastards putting out comments revealing my personal life and son's movement...imitating my nick...all OK.
    I ask for it?
    "Silent" 10.12 M man...if you work for will not get through your probation period.

  37. Come....HUNTERS...I am at Lim Kit Siang and Anwar's blog...NIAMAH and I am going to Rockybru soon to have fun.
    Don't forget to check your water pistols are loaded.
    My BALL runneth over all I don't like.

  38. no, you didnt ask for it. you begged for it.

  39. How about "pak pau bin" describing Ali...can or cannot?
    It looks like the few regulars have left.
    Only Arm Chair Critics and hunters after me growing in numbers.

  40. Yes, that is because of you...
    did your mother ever teach you basic manners ?

  41. Radioactive creature from the Black Lagoon

  42. I have found religion...Hallelujah! You can call me Sam, short for Samantha. I love everybody!..especially my buddy Mahathir. Hidup Najib! This is the real ME. LOOK AT THE LOGO!

  43. Do the needful, Monsterball....

    Just disappear from here for a spell.....this action will clean the pollution here and bring back the original eco system.

    Are you unselfish enuf for even this little 'sacrifice'?

  44. anon 6:00 PM, February 02, 2012
    Thank you for your comment. I realize I am a bloody old fool. Never again will I post anything here. I have lost to Buttercup, Alfred, Tokio_rain ,Kanineh and a few anons.

    If I ever post anything here again, you can have my last remaining ball. Then I am truly monsternoball.blogspot. Please visit and comment ya.

    Please check periodically. If I post just one more time, remind me of this post. I'll go get a kitchen knife and cut off my ball. Its a small one anyway.

    I love everybody! This is truly my last post. LOOK AT THE LOGO!


  45. So sorry, forgot to put my url..whatever shit it means. LOOK AT THE LOGO!

    I love everybody!

  46. OK lah, take you at your promise, "Monsterball". Thank U !

    Don't show your mug here again ok? C u again in 2013, with a new nick and a new mouth cleaned thoroughly with clorox. Not many people have a chance to have a new persona at age 72. Count your blessing.

    PS - am looking at the Logo lah, hehe

  47. Look at the LOGO....hahahahahaha

  48. kan ni neh...auta..faceless and copycats can all pray till doomsday.
    pak pau bin .U know who...sicko
    Hasan Ali cracko
    All of you weirdos.
    Monsterball macho.
    Blog...gado gado

  49. I try to post in Kit's and Anwar's blogs but cannot lah. Moderated so cannot talk cock. Rocky oso dowan to layan me. Haiya. Thats why lah I keep coming back here. Sorry ya. Woh!


  50. Anyone want to join me for bakuteh breakfast? Pig backside and balls very nice you know.


  51. kaninet.gluggg.flick.tokio run..shut.bastil.butu...I give fingers just jam up when I want to write good swear words...must be my karma catching up..

  52. They think it's funny to copy your nick and keep talking nonsense.
    These are the future smart UMNO b Malaysians...not one once of intelligence shown....which please Mahathir most.

  53. Ibrahim Ali...bodoh
    Hasan Ali ....cracko
    Umno b idiots here...all sickos
    Post....sudah hancho
    I tarok sampai sumai pensang.
    No money to buy one more hour to post...say fingers jam la...not free time to talk la.

  54. Rosmah lied.
    Najib lied.
    61 dresses ordered...worth RM100,OOO all reported... all true.
    Why not Malaysian batik dresses?
    "1 Malaysia" sucks.

  55. No F9cking connection to UMNO.

    Ktemoc's blog (including the comments area) was a F9cking good read until you started F9cking pollute it.

    I can't stop you from F9cking commenting here, but I will help make it D8mned B6oody unpleasant for you... and , yes, I'm enjoying F9cking Tua Lam Par

  56. Dare not sue anyone....just deny and deny and deny.
    What kind of PMs we have..past and present?
    Imagine...Lee Kuan Yew & Mahathir/Najib...all leaders ...and compare their deeds and actions.
    LKY very much respected worldwide.
    Mahathir did say...he don't care he gets no respects from anyone.
    I guess as long as he and his sons are free from charges for all that matters most to him.
    Najib??..worst to escape.
    Submarines more than RM700 million commission given out and Alantyuya's murder...cannot be ignored.
    PR make deals...14th GE....voted out.

  57. wa wa wa..great balls of fire! like Najib...talking cock.
    "I will make it unpleasant for you"
    hi have been doing that for days...
    I am still pleasantly happy commenting.
    Talk talk talk cock.....that's all they know.

  58. No connections with UMNO b.
    The so call "Third Force" member?
    "I am enjoying F..Tua Lam Par"...goodi goodi...enjoy more. That's what life is all about.
    Time out....body masseur arrived...very expensive...must relax and enjoy.
    After that lam par even bigger healthier ..stronger...hahahahahaha
    Jealous hearts ...oh jealous heart stop crying.
    I yam what I yam....pooop pooop.....hahahahahahaha

  59. As promised, I have cut off my remaining ball and fed it to the chickens. Strangely they dont want to eat it, just kick it around. Blardy fools! Never mind, as long as I can talk cock here. hehehe

    Hmm, something strange happening. My voice now high pitched, my breasts getting bigger and those bangla boys look very tempting leh.


  60. Forgive me, everyone for all the foul language I've used in the past.
    I promise to behave myself and only write level-headed posts in future.

    Please...forgive me.

    Look at the Logo !

  61. laughing like can idiot...over own performance.


    "Please Forgive Me" is a beautiful tune by Bryan Adams.

    Everything monster writes has the stinking smell of the cesspool from where he came..

  63. So very sorry...
    I really, really didn't mean to write more bad words but I can't control myself sometimes.

  64. Intermission time brief news!
    Najib said UMNO b buggers are struggling....feeling..walking around ..13th GE date..put on hold.
    How come a 55 year old so good government FEELING things?
    He is watching Zaid Ibrahim KITA movement..with suspicious mind.
    Cow head incident ...not important.
    Highlighting his lunch with some people is.
    And my smell will always be stinking to idiots like kanineh...who is trying hard to make me feel unpleasant.
    Words of an idiot's wisdom.

  65. Copying my nick...and putting out like from few ...which is from one..using the blog to have fun..using me has his toy...this one man show by an UMNO b supporter is angry...for he supports BN not UMNO b...and there goes a person..hor nan kan.
    Talk to your self with few nicks including copying mine as much as you like.
    Malaysians comedy play in blogging has no class.
    Only me..the real monsterball is.
    It's me...the real monsterball talking...signing off......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  66. has gone to sleep...
    permanently ?

  67. uncle monty hor, why u sometimes hot sometimes cold one? which one is the real LOGO? confused leh..

    are the chickens still kicking your ball? how many goals already?

    your breasts getting bigger ah? eeee gross man. old and loose skin ar? asshole full of chocolate cake ar? shit man. desperate bangla oso dowan leh. i got young chinadoll right now..lolli lolli tight tight one leh. wet wet oso know. woh!

    by the way, you wont make my probation period, man. too old lah.


  68. Watch this space.....dedicated to Monsterball and his look-alikes, hahaha.

    Spew all you like guys, heheheh

    KT is now having the best of both world now - finally looks like problem solved - the 'crazies' get contained here and will leave the other spaces in new postings polluition-free.

    Haha, everyone got what they want. So monsterballs and anak2.... play play and all will leave you all here in peace as long as you don't venture to new postings. So far as good, hehe.

    Pooot poooot to your heart's content :)

  69. i ah, just had pig nose bakuteh u know. walaueh..smacking delicious leh! farking kaninehpoo and tokio cibai and butterfingers dono what is life until u eat the bugger's snout! no bone wan u know. woh! hehehe.

    ok, look for toothpick now. hidup mahathir!

    this is the REAL monsterball ok.


  70. i say man..what is a LOGO? forgot la. cibai butter rain kanino. geegee gaagaa googoo. pheet pheet. shit the bangla!

  71. aiyah forgot to mention my LOGO again.

    LOOK AT THE LOGO! ..whatever it means. woh!


  72. Breaking news! Goh Siow Shiok a.k.a. monsterball was knocked down by a Pizza Hut motorcyclist deliveryman in SS14 Subang Jaya tonight. The victim was not injured but the bangladeshi deliveryman was admitted to HUKM in serious condition after an enraged monsterball sat on his face and broke wind into his mouth. Monsterball is now in police custody and has not been able to raise bail. None of his relatives and immediate family are available for comment.

  73. Play with your own balls....stupid idiots.