Wednesday, February 01, 2012

A letter to Hasan Hau Siau

Malaysiakini - Hasan: DAP will merge M'sia, S'pore into republic.

Dear Hasan matey,

I don’t mean to rebut your holiness wakakaka, but when if (wakakaka) DAP takes over Putrajaya, I’ve been reliably informed (wakakaka) it’ll do the following:

(a) It will remove graft, making this national ailment its No 1 priority task, which, I have been warned, may cause a number of cardiac arrests, however in the right places, wakakaka.

(b) It will prevent non-tendering tender of crony-tendering [I admit it’s a bit of a mouthful wakakaka] to ensure that government contracts will be tendered a la the current Penang system which incidentally has seen Malays win 70% of Penang public contracts, proving once and for all that Malays are very boleh, especially when cronyism has been removed from blocking their chances.

However, at federal level in the futuristic scene we are now painting, there’ll be a problem similar to what is now experienced in Penang – the Malay winners of 70% of the tenders/contracts won’t all be from UMNO nor from their non-Malay cronies, wakakaka.

(c) It will strengthen the sanctity of our system of constitutional monarchy to prevent disrespectful politicians from vilifying the Malay rulers from the sarung-ized privileges of Parliament, as happened on 10 December 1992 when (according to the Hansard) Dr Affifuddin Omar, an UMNO man from Padang Terap, no doubt given the imprimatur by his party leaders, said in Parliament:

"How can we continue to uphold rulers who are known to be robbers, adulterers, drunkards and kaki pukul (thugs)?" [...]

"They (the rulers) must be made to realize that they do not own this country. They are not Superman but placed on their thrones by the people. "The real power did not lie with them, but with us - the representatives of the people."

(d) It will protect the position and sanctity of Islam as the nation’s official religion to prevent what had happened during the most holy month (August) of Ramadan in 2010, when our society suffered the lamentable distinction of witnessing, during Ramadan fasting, an astonishing series of lies emanating from some UMNO-linked Malay institutes, as well as a sinister attempt by a Muslim leader allied to UMNO (wakakaka) propagandizing about a fabricated ‘new constitution’ that would disadvantage the Malay community (yes, again blasphemously during Ramadan).

Most of all it will impose the severest penalty for failed politicians who show no respect to their religious beliefs by shamelessly indulging in fabrications of international intrigues to deliberately harm the interests of others.

(e) Finally, before I cause any more heart fibrillations, it will, hopefully on my recommendations, appoint Datuk Paduka Marina Mahathir as Malaysia’s High Commissioner to the Republic of Singapore, assuming DYMM SPB consents to the appointment and the Datuk Paduka herself accepts the job. I have also been warned that this may cause some misogynists, if they haven't suffered cardiac arrests already, to bang their heads on the wall (I hope so wakakaka).

Yours in joyous wakakaka,



  1. KT,the DAP and the people couldn't care less if Hassan Hau Siau jump into the swamps and turn into one of the beautiful toads.He can go service the lembus asses for all we care.The guy is a clown.

  2. Hassan Hau Siau and his supporters have been searching all the tiny corners of Selangor for the eight hundred ringgit talking bibles.They only found talking girlie dolls.That was why he was sent packing.

  3. Hasan Ali has gone completely bonkers...first the Solar Powered Bibles, then the DAP-merge-with-Singapore fantasy....

    If he wants to switch to help UMNO, he should at least do it sensibly....

  4. KT,hopefully Umno/BN will let Hassan Hau Siau stand on its ticket this coming elections.He will definitely get a humilating public spanking for being a trouble maker and a trojan,and lose his deposit.

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  6. Both Hasan Ali and Ibrahim Ali are a pair of repulsive characters who also happen to share a similar last name - Ali.

    Are they by any chance related?

  7. //Are they by any chance related?//

    Yeah, they are the illegitimate offspring of the late Kassim Baba (Ali Baba's brother) who was killed by the 40 thieves when he was trapped in their treasure cave.

    BTW, wonder how perkosa nad umno would react should the mca gives peh pows to muslims during Raya?

  8. Yes, the 2 Ali are related.....they both belonged to a class of vetebrate animals such as toads, frogs etc, with most of them undergoing metamorphosis from 'a juvenile water-breathing form to an adult air-breathing form'. Just love Wikipedia, wakakaka, full of toady infor hehe.

  9. Wah...this morning
    the sky is blue
    the grass is green
    the air is fresh
    the coffee smells great

    You know why.....?

  10. uncle monty kena scolding from kaytee..


  11. kanineh is tokio rain and tokio rain is kanineh,hehehe.siamese twins do not seperate,hehehe.

  12. kanineh and tokio rain,siamese twins should have the same last about kanineh rain and tokio rain,hehehe.

  13. well, your favourite Zaid Ibrahim has just dissolved KITA......What's next? DAP

    Again, you seldom whack Zaid one hor

  14. looes74,soon there will be an announcement of Zaid joining DAP.Stay tuned.

  15. It would be a potential disaster for DAP to take in Zaid. Anyway, I believe there is an informal agreement between PR parties not to take in discards...

    So what' next for Zaid ?
    Another new Party ? KUTA ? AUTA ?
    UMNO ? PPP ? Gerakan ?

  16. much better, more kt of old (or said too early?)

  17. Dare I hope ?
    No pollution on this new post...keeping my fingers crossed..

  18. VERY2 confused of 'hassan & ibrahim'
    are THEY the twin sons of ALI-baba ?
    THEY look similar lah !!