Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Have you ever been f.....ed?

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a deep, hard kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f**ked?" Excitedly, the fellow said "Oh my gosh, no!"

She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

From an email currently making the rounds.

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