What happens when Tony Fernandes orders his meal from ‘Kedai Nasi Lemak 10 sen’?
By CatsForPalestine
Editor’s note: This satire or parody is truly out of this world that yours truly went out of his way to seek the author’s permission to re-run her crafty thoughts which she posted on the X platform.
Truly award deserving or can be nominated for Malaysian Humour of the Year award. Must be inspired by the author’s personal experience flying the awards of sorts-winning world-renowned AirAsia.
As acknowledged by one commenter – “Never seen sarcasm written so beautifully – it’s like being insulted with a velvet glove. Masterfully done. ”
Editor’s note: This satire or parody is truly out of this world that yours truly went out of his way to seek the author’s permission to re-run her crafty thoughts which she posted on the X platform.
Truly award deserving or can be nominated for Malaysian Humour of the Year award. Must be inspired by the author’s personal experience flying the awards of sorts-winning world-renowned AirAsia.
As acknowledged by one commenter – “Never seen sarcasm written so beautifully – it’s like being insulted with a velvet glove. Masterfully done. ”
TAN Sri Tony Fernandes, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a plate of nasi lemak.
The waiter nods and says, “That’ll be 10 sen, Tan Sri.”
Surprised, Tony replies, “Wow, that’s cheap!” and hands over the ringgit.
The bartender smiles and says, “We aim to beat the competition. We’re the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia.”
“Malaysia Boleh,” Tony responds.
Then the bartender notices, “Tan Sri, you don’t have a fork and spoon. That’ll be RM3 for one of ours.”
Tony sighs but pays up. He takes his nasi lemak and goes to sit down.
“Sorry,” the waiter adds, “there’s a RM2 charge to sit unless you booked online for just RM1.”
Annoyed, Tony takes a sit and places his bag on the seat next to him.
“Tan Sri, you’re taking up two seats. You’ll need an extra spot for another RM2,” says the waiter.
Frustrated, Tony stands up, places his nasi lemak on the table and shouts, “This is ridiculous! Do you know who I am? I want to speak to the manager!”
“Of course, Tan Sri,” replies the bartender.
The waiter nods and says, “That’ll be 10 sen, Tan Sri.”
Surprised, Tony replies, “Wow, that’s cheap!” and hands over the ringgit.
The bartender smiles and says, “We aim to beat the competition. We’re the cheapest nasi lemak in Malaysia.”
“Malaysia Boleh,” Tony responds.
Then the bartender notices, “Tan Sri, you don’t have a fork and spoon. That’ll be RM3 for one of ours.”
Tony sighs but pays up. He takes his nasi lemak and goes to sit down.
Tan Sri Tony, the founder of AirAsia, arrives in Kuala Lumpur. He enters a nasi lemak shop and orders a nasi lemak.
The waiter nods and says, "That'll be 10 cents, Tan Sri."
Surprised, Tony replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the Ringgit.
The bartender smiles and… Show more
“Sorry,” the waiter adds, “there’s a RM2 charge to sit unless you booked online for just RM1.”
Annoyed, Tony takes a sit and places his bag on the seat next to him.
“Tan Sri, you’re taking up two seats. You’ll need an extra spot for another RM2,” says the waiter.
Frustrated, Tony stands up, places his nasi lemak on the table and shouts, “This is ridiculous! Do you know who I am? I want to speak to the manager!”
“Of course, Tan Sri,” replies the bartender.
Tan Sri Tony Fernandes
“I’ve had enough,” says Tony angrily. “I came for a meal and this is how I’m treated? I want to speak to the manager!”
“Certainly, Tan Sri,” the bartender says cheerfully. “You can contact him via the messaging feature in our apps.”
“I’ll never come back to this restaurant!” Tony screams.
“That’s fine, Tan Sri, but remember we’re the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 sen.” – Dec 22, 2024
Post-script: FocusM wishes to extend a Merry Christmas 2024 greeting to Tan Sri Tony Fernandes and his team of AirAsia’s Allstars for having kept the Malaysian flag flying sky high all these years.
CatsForPalestine (@KlutzyKucing) runs Le Starry Natural Products – an eco-friendly products free of plastic packaging in support of #ZeroWaste initiative – which count soap and candles, among others. She can be reached at https://wa.me/c/60199525588.
“I’ve had enough,” says Tony angrily. “I came for a meal and this is how I’m treated? I want to speak to the manager!”
“Certainly, Tan Sri,” the bartender says cheerfully. “You can contact him via the messaging feature in our apps.”
“I’ll never come back to this restaurant!” Tony screams.
“That’s fine, Tan Sri, but remember we’re the only restaurant in Malaysia selling nasi lemak for 10 sen.” – Dec 22, 2024
Post-script: FocusM wishes to extend a Merry Christmas 2024 greeting to Tan Sri Tony Fernandes and his team of AirAsia’s Allstars for having kept the Malaysian flag flying sky high all these years.
CatsForPalestine (@KlutzyKucing) runs Le Starry Natural Products – an eco-friendly products free of plastic packaging in support of #ZeroWaste initiative – which count soap and candles, among others. She can be reached at https://wa.me/c/60199525588.
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