Important parliamentary matters by Minister Ahmad Shabery Cheek

Ladies, a grandma story from Thailand, do you know Thai ladies swore by this, that eating durians mixed with nangka (jackfruit) juice will make their breasts grow more voluptuous? But one has to take that concoction for at least 3 to 4 years before the ... er ... 'results' could manifest themselves.

This 

+

juice of This 

equals (=)This 

You haven't? Hardly surprising as it's an ancient Thai women's secret.

But don't rush out to buy the durian and nangka yet, and I mean you men, not the ladies as the latter would be too shy to do so while you men ... aiyoyo, you naughty lustful boys.

Besides it's kaytee's bull, wakakaka, fake news so to speak. I thought I would have your entire dedicated attention by now, wakakaka again.

My once-blogging matey, Marina Mahathir, asked today in Malaysiakini 'Do we really need anything to make men hornier?' ...

... in relation to a parliamentary (MKINI's report follows) ... question about the government's plans to research the benefits of durian for men.

This is after Agriculture and Agro-based Industries Minister Ahmad Shabery Cheek told Parliament about durian's purported aphrodisiac qualities and that it was "good for men."

Mr Speaker, this is a weighty matter of  ... er ... 'enormous' importance 

for RM999.99 you can transfer its opulent 'properties' to your girlfriend, mistress or secret lover, or all three ... but not your wife

"Do we really need anything to make men hornier?" Marina asked in a Facebook posting.

"If this was good for women, would anyone ask this question in Parliament? Nothing more important to ask in Parliament?" she added.

Ahmad Shabery had spoken about durian's effects on men when asked during the Minister's Question Time about the health benefits and downsides of the king of fruits.

He said he had heard about the supposed aphrodisiac qualities from a friend, adding that he would order the relevant bodies to conduct research on the matter.

The durian has been making headlines in recent months, after Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak touted exports of the fruit to China.

Marina has a point that if it had been anything good for the ladies, no one in the Malaysian Monkey House would give a damn, though by contrast in the Australian Parliament it's the opposite.

In early May this year, Greens Senator Larissa Waters returned to parliament for the first time since giving birth to her second daughter earlier this year, bringing the baby in for a feed during a vote on a Greens motion. That sure set everyone (the whole nation) talking including the senator herself where she tweeted:

So proud that my daughter Alia is the first baby to be breastfed in the federal Parliament! We need more #women & parents in Parli #auspol

The Australian reported: Labor frontbencher Katy Gallagher said it was a moment that deserved to be acknowledged.

senator larissa waters

“Women have been doing it in parliaments around the world ... It is great to see it is able to occur now in the Senate,” she told Sky News.

“Women are going to continue to have babies and if they want to do their job and be at work and look after their baby ... the reality is we are going to have to accommodate that.”

Labor frontbencher Katy Gallagher

she was previously CM Australian Capital Territory 

And Australian parliamentary sessions are televised too!

Anyway, back to matters at home - You wonder why we are paying those monkeys money to ask stupid questions like the aphrodisiac properties of durian in Parliament ... ooops ... I mean Monkey House.

But some argued it's of national importance before those damn bloody Mainland Chinese steal our ... er ... manhood-whatever away.

Where's bloody Pekida and its Malays' last line of defence when it's really needed?