Scene: House on a beautiful island
Actors: Son and father
Son: Ah Papa, will you be passing by the hardware shop when you go out for your walkabout?
Father: Yes, what do you want from the shop?
Son: I need an 11-foot pole.
Father: 11-foot? The standard length is 10 feet what! Why non-standard one?
Son: Aiyah Papa, haven’t you heard of that saying?
Father: What saying?
Son: Alamak, common one lah, no one would want to touch him with a ‘ten-foot pole’.
Father: Ah, I see. Yalah, and also blast that bloody bullsh*t Batu larng lah!
Son: We better distance ourselves. Our own larng oledy pissed off with our fraternization.
Father: KNN, limpeh oso fed up lah. Boe been liao*. Real tua hau siow one.
* no face
Son: Just act dunno lah, especially on that Kulim bigot.