Thursday, August 20, 2009

Dodgee Dimsum's Statutory Declaration

I have been reliably informed that:

(a) the Bar Council has an ulterior motives in whistle-blowing to the media that UMNO candidate for the Permatang Pasir by-election Rohaizat Othman was a disbarred lawyer;

(b) in doing so as per (a) above, the Bar Council is attacking a hallowed Malay institution (I'm still working out the religious angle - Damn! Where's that Kulim bloke when one needs him?);

(c) the sin of the Bar Council is all the greater in (b) above because Rohaizat Othman is not only a hero, but a handsome hero (nah nah nah to PAS!);

(d) that Rohaizat Othman's former business partner Yusri Isahak won't be welcomed when he attempts to lodge a police report against certain parties for attempting to make him take the rap for Rohaizat Othman;

(e) the Star Online amazing headline is about H1N1 swine fever when every other news media outlet has been talking about the headlines breaking news of an insider letter exposing a senior MACC officer's alleged culpability in the murder of Teoh Beng Hock;

(f) DPM Muhyiddin Yassin wants the PKFZ alleged billion ringgit scam to be resolved 'amicably', but for MACC to continue its aggressive pursuing of the Selangor DAP ADUNs for an alleged misuse of a humongous sum of RM2,400.

(g) DPM Muhyiddin Yassin revealed another (earlier) attack on a Malay institution where Lee Kuan Yew threatened to wage war on Malaysia.

(h) DPM Muhyiddin Yassin said because of (g) above, Malaysia capitulated to Singapore on the Island-nation's demand for Malaysian water (sob, lose face oledy).

I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing the same to be true (otherwise go blame Malaysiakini, The Malaysian Insider and Star Online).

Dodgee Dimsum


The Yum-Cha Chronicles:
Apology - A letter to the minister
(2) Bloggers - A letter to the ministry
(3) Drama queens & kings wanted
(4) May 13 Book - a letter to the minister
(5) Appreciation - a letter to the minister
(6) Goblok to Golek - a letter to the minister
(7) MGR-ish makeover - a letter to a minister
(8) Bahasa Mělayu - a letter to Yang Běrhormat
(9) 'Convincibility' - A letter to Yang Amat Berhormat
(10) Political defections - a letter to a future PM
(11) Healing the nation's wounds - a letter to the PM


  1. ha2 ha2.

    stamford, you have guts to sue the MB and his cronies for trying to rob your land. let the world know what sort of DPM is that.

  2. We are now living in a world according to Salvador Dali.

  3. "(g) DPM Muhyiddin Yassin revealed another (earlier) attack on a Malay institution where Lee Kuan Yew threatened to wage war on Malaysia."

    I would like to say if the above is true, this is not an attack on Malay institution, but an attack on Malaysian institution, the threat is on all of us Malaysian's.

  4. ... but as related by DPM Muhyiddin, it would be about a Malay institution, because for the past several weeks he has been talking about the Malays being under threats from their supposedly fellow Malaysians - obviously in his mind, he sees our bangsa as "Malays" (for whom he wants to defend wakakaka) and "others".

  5. Today i dont want to touch on politics. But the "swine fever"

    We all knew that some royal members from Pahang had the flu.
    utusan reported that they are infected by Influenza A H1N1.(no mention of any swine or any babi )

    However for the rest of the Malaysians whom had the flu are reported as infected by the swine flu or selsema babi .

    Royals and VIPs wont get swine flu lah, only ordinary people gets the swine flu is it?