Monday, July 27, 2009

Political pasembur 2

Star Online Poll: Most citizens concerned over high crime rate reported:

According to the
Home Ministry’s website, as at 6 pm yesterday, 97% of 6,678 respondents to its poll said they did not feel safe due to the high crime rate.

More than half of the respondents formed this opinion because they or their family members were victims of crime while 36% of the respondents were influenced by news about crime.

… which is why the IGP must go. He’s utterly useless as a police chief.

Sin Chew Government targets to cut street crimes by 20%.


See my comments above on who should be sacked. Only then would we be able to talk about crime rate reduction.

Then the Star also reported
Death threats against MACC's lead investigator which tells us:

The lead investigator probing alleged abuse of constituency funds by Selangor assemblymen has been reassigned after receiving threats. Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission head Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan said: “As there was a threat on his life, we took him off the case and reassigned him elsewhere. We are doing this for his own security.”

Bullshit – stop posing the MACC as a victim. We all remember Teoh Beng Hock was killed while in their custody.

Star Online
Women file for divorce over hubbies’ unusual sex drive reported:

… he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

17 TIMES!!! Merely performing his duty as a husband???

… in another case, Perubatan Islam Mustajab specialist Nazri Md Isa said an 18-year-old woman had filed for fasakh after her husband asked her for sex more than 10 times a day.

More than 10 TIMES a day!!!

F* hell (sorry, pun not intended) those blokes have made me …….. develop an inferiority complex.

But fortunately my self-esteem was restored somewhat when Star also reported:

Religious leader Datuk Abu Hasan Din Al-Hafiz claimed that it was not impossible for a man to have sex many times in one night if he was “friendly with the devil”.

“It is not impossible for the devil to have carnal intercourse with the man’s wife.

“This happens because the devil can appear to look like the husband,” he said.

Phew (for me), and boo for their wives.

… and I am beginning to understand why the Indians, under MIC, have lagged so far behind when I read the Star’s
Security guard ‘slapped’ by ghosts at housing area.

Apparently S. Albert, a 32-year old Indian, a security guard in Port Dickson was said to have been slapped by ghosts.

Alamak, tambi, people are having multiple shags with the help of the devil, and you were slapped instead. You're a born loser, aren't you.

Bloody poor MIC leadership wakakaka.

10 comments:

  1. Hahaha!! Hi Kaytee ... Good write.

    Ohmigosh! I was reading and laughing to myself ... really funny. The men were all possessed ... or they must have taken too many viagras ... kekeke!!

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  2. Now you know why ghost story, genie are best seller for Malay, even Yasmin Ahamd good movies fail to outpace it.

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  3. Quote: "... he had sex with her 17 times on their wedding night. The wife did not suspect anything then as she thought he was merely performing his duty as a husband.

    17 TIMES!!! Merely performing his duty as a husband???
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    Well, what can we say? I guess some men do take their duty/responsibility very, very seriously, giving their all to perform diligently and even going beyond the call of duty!

    Lovebird

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  4. you must understand, that 17 - 18 times story is not from thestar but ripped from another tabloid which so famous in sellng sex stories that sometimes i doubt if they are true.... everyday that tabloid would report some spice sex story i tell ya.

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  5. Ktemoc

    This statemeny by MACC's Hamdan must be looked at closer.

    Firstly, Naif Ton Rasa only mentioned the reasignment. Now Hamdan has unnecessarily added on to it.

    Now what happens if the new lead investigator is also threatened by Triads? Another reassignment? And where does it stop? It goes reassignment ad infinitum?

    What kind of policy is this?

    dpp

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  6. 17 times on their wedding night is not uncommon because the bride is young, soft and ravishing. 17 years on, the old hag will be lamenting that they are only shagging 17 times a YEAR.

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  7. Dato Seri Semi Value is also possessed by the devil... repeatedly seeking re-elections for 17 times despite rejection by the people who initially thought he was performing his presidential duties... wakakakaka!

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