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From Wikipedia:
Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae though often loosely translated as "syllables"), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on, respectively.
Looked for crispy skin
In a bowl of wonton soup
With tomato sauce
Say sayonara
It's the Saharan welcome
Like f**k you baby
How to spell crispy
It's B-O-D-O-H lah
Pandai chong budak
Meat falling apart
Like melting ice cream in sun
MasterChef my foot
With tomato sauce
Say sayonara
It's the Saharan welcome
Like f**k you baby
How to spell crispy
It's B-O-D-O-H lah
Pandai chong budak
Meat falling apart
Like melting ice cream in sun
MasterChef my foot
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Britain's Japanese tofu stir fried in kimchi |
Chef you a bigot
ReplyDeleteRendang no KFC la
Crispy cock my foot
One thing I give these gweilos. They will never admit they're wrong no matter what.
ReplyDeletePerchance our ambassador to England can invite the 2 esteemed judges to a meal of nasi lemak with rendang and then later as dessert, a huge slice of humble pie.
I thought this youtube says it all......Aiyaa.....does it matter?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltr0NdGq6Bc