After G-D achieved the perfect man, He discarded that mold
And that explains why I am perfectly & magnificently unique
With a 10 in all my qualities, don't blame me for being so bold
Because I am just consummate, the awesome brainy Sheikh
I've never made any error, booper, blunder, fault or mistake
Anyone who says otherwise must be one terrible awful liar
How dare some even refer to me as a Ophiophagus snake
His or her lips should be stitched up in razor-sharp barbwire
As for imprisoning opposition people, please ask the police
I was the Prime Minister then test-driving the lovely Proton
That to increase its max speed, its weight should decrease
Lalang detainees not as bad as portrayed, t'was all a con
As for imprisoning opposition people, please ask the police
I was the Prime Minister then test-driving the lovely Proton
That to increase its max speed, its weight should decrease
Lalang detainees not as bad as portrayed, t'was all a con
Anwar was a different case where he did things abominable
But I loved him as a son, even begging the law to let him go
The horrid men in blue, doggedly said no, so very inflexible
Endowing him with a black eye very much against my say-so
I'm innocent of all people have accused me of, pure lily white
I'm innocent of all people have accused me of, pure lily white
You can ask my bosom friend from my Pocket for a testimony
I have not the slightest doubt he will swear to you I am alright
Whereas in the earlier bad days he did rail against my policy
Yes, ask him as he and son were by the police incarcerated
Alongside 103 others plus Kua Kia Soong & an angry Bhai
Not such a big deal for being hauled in, just pride lacerated
Their yester-year's grievance I am prepared today to mollify
Those whining whinging wonders should check on Thailand
Compare to up North our bastards were bloody damn lucky
I guess we've over-pampered prisoners here in Boleh-Land
They should thank me for being PM, they should be happy
Didn't/don't they realise how kind hearted I really have been
Just one lousy black eye when it could have been far worse
Like a known Pinang Tokong they've feminine-like thin skin
I should be receiving gratitude when all I've gotten is curse
Not such a big deal for being hauled in, just pride lacerated
Their yester-year's grievance I am prepared today to mollify
Those whining whinging wonders should check on Thailand
Compare to up North our bastards were bloody damn lucky
I guess we've over-pampered prisoners here in Boleh-Land
They should thank me for being PM, they should be happy
Didn't/don't they realise how kind hearted I really have been
Just one lousy black eye when it could have been far worse
Like a known Pinang Tokong they've feminine-like thin skin
I should be receiving gratitude when all I've gotten is curse
Buddha and Christ taught about forgiveness, redemption and repentance.
ReplyDeleteDid Buddha and Jesus taught to repress and kill Rohinyas & Arabs?
DeleteArabs have massacred many other people.
DeleteFrankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
In any case , what does Selamba have to do with Arabs and Rohingyas ?
DeleteHistorical records indicates, its Christians & Jews that killed more Arabs than themselves.
DeleteIn any case, what does Buddha and Christ has to do with selamba?
I am beginning to like KTemoc's "religion" "Atheism" much better, wakakaka..... at least for certain no teaching of beheading human, being blindly led into becoming human bombs while those who sweet-talked the blurred sotong to claim their 72 virgins in heaven nobody ever come back from, the so called leaders themselves claim their 72 virgins here in the heaven on earth.
DeleteKtemoc is promoting eternal enmity against someone.
DeleteI am reminding there is such a thing as forgiveness, redemption and repentance.
Another "remote controlled" post.
ReplyDeleteWakakakakaka "Selamba". Direct quote of this word from Ahjibkor.
ReplyDeleteThe Black Cobra Snake is a Master politician. He dances to the tune of music playing and is never hypnotised, contrary to the audience watching and listening.
When the music is over, if you don't put it back into the basket, the Black Cobra will play it's own music and plunge once again it's Fangs and venom upon thou.
So, a piece of advice to friends of The Black Cobra.
Once the music stops and everyone is applauding, first thing to remember to do is to put it back into the Basket and close it tightly.
The Black Cobra has play it's role of entertaining the audience and perhaps should stay forever in the basket.
Yr Black Cobra is 93 yrs old!
ReplyDeleteHe is using his last bit of strength to right a wrong he has created.
The Black Cobra will play it's own music and plunge once again it's Fangs and venom upon thou using yr 'given' breadth?
Read more from that black water holding within the bowl lah. Don't forget to inhale the psychedelic agent for added oomp! Then, perhaps, there will be a better quadrant coming out!
If u don't know what I'm talking about then what kind of Nostradamus u r?
Another doubled snake oil seller to populate kt's site?
"Selamba papa...
DeleteKau berdrama swasta
Watak kita tak pernah rekacipta
Itulah kisah hidupmu
Tuduttu...
Selamba yaya...
Kau berfoya-foya
Semuanya yang sering kau ingin percaya
Tapi sebenarnya kau diperdaya bahaya"
OAG-Selamba (Slumber)
"He is using his last bit of strength to right a wrong he has created."
DeletePoooordah. Anyone seen any of their 90+ grandfathers change? The only change at that age is having "Dementia".
Poooordah yrself for not been well educated lah!
DeleteYes, there r many 90+ who r suffering from dementia.
But for those fews who r still as active as mamak, they can probably outlast u in many things, wakakakaka……!
Nostradamus palsu lah!
BTW, google & find out how old yr namesake died. Then doggy-bag yr bottles of snake oil & balik kampong lah!
@Nostradamus.
DeleteOh yes they do. They change their will once they got a new mistress. Oh Rainbowww!
Again......Nostro never read louis cha book la. WE can teach him and kaytee to perform castration.......good for them
DeleteWakakaka...
Deletewhy.....unknown......you wanna learn how to be a eunuch hahaha
DeleteTakdak zakar tau......
In the last throes of dynastic China, it was run by a puppet Emperor controlled by the Empress, but historians uncovered that it was an eunuch that controlled the Empress. Basically, it was an eunuch running the country.
DeleteSo perhaps unknown has nothing to loses and all to gain by being one. Wakakaka!
Wakakakaka……
DeleteWhere u learn yr China history?
Oooop…… the ketuanan version of smk history!
What do u called one who has no teloq in Arab? Then ask kt to show u what they did/do.
Better still read
Eunuchs, Caliphs and Sultans: A Study of Power Relationships: David Ayalon
Wakakakaka…… then perhaps u will learn why small boys r so welcomed in the court of caliphs/sultans!
i guess he learned it from ccp the revisionist. one of the first prerequisite to be a najib fanboy is to well versed with ccp version of china history. hmmm ck u can be one as well.
DeleteBack to yr 套帽子！
DeleteThe hat factory must be low in business so need u to double up as sale agent ke?
But with yr displayed skill in 攒牛尖角, how to create new market?
Perhaps, that's why the current Taiwan econ is in such bad shape - not only been mismanaged by "小民的尊严" myopic know-nothings but also full of hat sellers like u!
Sure sign of die standing - 从希望 到失望 最后绝望. U r the best epitome!
Wakakaka! My dear Chandra. As usual, your history is no history at all.
ReplyDeleteDo read up on the legacy of An Dehai & Li Lianying.
i guess u r a stephen chows movie freak.
DeleteOh I love his movies, especially when he brought modern day gadgets into periodic parodies like helicopters, machine guns, automobiles, etc.
DeleteBut seriously, CK's history has been proven to be sketchy at most, and wrong more often. He scratches the bare surface without digging further.