From the FB page of:
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...and now an address from the President of The United States.
"Fellow Americans I am proud to update you on how we are totally winning this war in Iran against the 'deranged scumbags' that we must help towards democracy, freedom and the orderly transfer of oil reserves to Haliburton and Chevron.
We are winning in such a bigly way that I am here to declare total victory for the 10th time in 11 days - we have decimated Iran, killing 2,600 civilians, bombing primary schools, medical facilities and civilian infrastructure - it is now up to the Iranian people to overthrow their government in gratitude. We have done all we can.
We are in total control of the air, sea and land which is why our aircraft carriers have been able to tactically withdraw to Oman and the Red Sea, its a lot easier to operate a 1,000km from Iran and they can do nothing to stop us.
We can re-open the Strait of Hormuz whenever we want, which is why it remains closed. Not a single tanker has been hit near Hormuz because nobody goes through, which shows how safe it is.
Many nations are flocking to join my flotilla of peace that will unblock the Strait of Hormuz with zero ships pledged so far, I won't visit China if they don't send ships and I know they are very upset about that.
NATO says they won't send any ships and very bad things are going to happen to them if they don't do what I want, there is no point in a defensive alliance if they don't follow my orders and join all my totally legal and defensive wars. I am going to invade Canada and Greenland anyway after this totally legal defensive war is over because I have always said NATO is a one way street.
The price of oil is falling rapidly down to $106 a barrel from $100 and is set to fall further to $120 or even $200. The oil terminal of Fujairah is not an fire again as you can see from the picture below, all of these reports of Iranian missiles and drone strikes are just FAKE NEWS published by the hard left corrupt media...
...so we are going to withdraw broadcasting licences from media companies that don't act in the public interest, the public interest being whatever I say it is, further strengthening the American democracy that we must spread to other countries whether they want it or not.
Our glorious military will soon move on to more success in Cuba and my beautiful SAVE bill will help to set the result of future elections in advance, also in the public interest.
Pete Hegseth is recovering well after my lego model of the USS Gerald R Ford aircraft carrier and other toys hit him on the head, he really is a great guy.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!
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