Dodgee: Dodgier, take this advertisement to malaysiakini.
Dodgier: Papa, why malaysiakini one - you say you don't like what!
Dodgee: Aiyah son, leave politics to me lah - quick quick, make sure it's published tomorrow.
Dodgie sneaks a quick glance to see what his dad is so keen to advertise on malaysiakini. It reads:
A newly setup multimedia organisation is looking for talented and driven people to assume roles as drama queens and kings.
If you have a flair for random emotional outbursts, a fondness for irrational arguments, and a proclivity for passionate pandering to politicians, please send in your resumé together with at least 6 photos of youself in various
In this industry, age is never a factor, nor is experience. What we are looking for is a dedicated ability to adhere to director's instructions.
Successful candidates will be groomed to lead full-scale dramas on both the local and international stage. Our experienced
Competitive salaries and benefits.
Email your application to: email@example.com
or mail to
c/o Dodgee Enterprise
5, Jalan Bodek