Darling, are the kids asleep?
OK, let me turn on the aquarium light then.
Wow, Sayang, I didn’t know you have switched from guppies to tadpoles. Hmmm, very small tadpoles too.
Oh, I haven’t seen translucent tadpoles before. Are they expensive?
Nowadays, everyday, you get a load of them for free, whether you like it or not.
They look very active.
In ‘pristine’ condition, but they won’t look pretty in a couple more days.
Oh Sayang, look, that one is dark brown instead of translucent.
Er? Shouldn’t be. I thought his … er … canal was clean? Shit!
Don’t swear Sayang. What canal? Whose canal? Did you scoop them from the canal?
3 days later …
Oh Sayang you said they won’t look pretty after a couple of days, but they still look very active.
So no degradation. Impossible .. but then ....
Maybe they were fed minyak Tongkat Ali. Yeah, I would say that's possible in this country.
I don’t understand, Sayang.
Can you believe that bloke fucked himself!
Hmmm, the Tiuniaseng Tadpole Tattler [smile], or the F* Fairy Froggie hehehe.
Sayang, your language, thank goodness the kids are asleep. Anyway, who are you referring to? What do you mean he … er, never mind … himself?
His own … er … tadpoles were in his own canal.