Sunday, August 25, 2024

Man rushed to hospital for four-hour-long erection from taking Pejuang Coffee


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Man rushed to hospital for four-hour-long erection from taking Pejuang Coffee





ERECTILE dysfunction has always been a sensitive topic for males. This has led to the men using many creative ways to impress the ladies, whether it be chemical, mechanical or some other means.

In Malaysia, especially, herbal coffee such as the famed Tongkat Ali coffee has been known as a folk medicine for improving libido.

However, the image of herbal coffee as a means to “get it up” is about to go down now with news from a public health group.

According to Public Health Malaysia in a post on X, a man was rushed to the hospital after experiencing penis pain due to Priapism for more than four hours.


Seorang lelaki dikejarkan ke hospital setelah mengalami kesakitan zakar akibat Priaprism (ereksi zakar) selama lebih 4 jam. Jika keadaan berterusan dan tidak di rawat, kerosakan tisu kekal zakar boleh berlaku dan hilang fungsi. Thread.
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If the situation continues without treatment, damage to the penis tissue may result and consequently, the inability in the future to erect.

Public Health Malaysia further explained in the comment section that the reason for his prolonged erection was drinking the Pejuang coffee that are being sold in bulk at the market.


Checking through the contents of the product, it was found that it contains Taladafil which is a scheduled poison with a content 10 times the safe dose.

For the unlucky ones, they are likely to remain hard while cramping atop the bed due to a heart attack or stroke.

Public Health Malaysia further pushed to stop the sales and consumption of the Pejuang coffee.

Unfortunately, the warning from the group appears to spark more comedy than concerns towards the situation.

According to netizen Trent Alexander Ashraf, death by prolonged erection would be a good way to go. Is it possible for us to disagree with him?


For those who are observant, they will notice another netizen making a pun out of the situation.


Faizal Riduan jumped on the comedy bandwagon, drawing parallels between this killer coffee and Parti Pejuang which was founded by Tun Dr Mahathir.


He added that the former prime minister’s heart was doing fine although he is already 99 years old.

Ignoring all the inappropriate jokes made towards a news piece that will undoubtedly save many men from a crisis situation, we would like to reiterate Public Health Malaysia’s warning on consuming the Pejuang coffee.

Instead of making a fighter out of one’s manhood, Pejuang coffee may very well spell the end of your bedroom battles. – Aug 25, 2024



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