The Jungle Stud?

Once I was the secret lover of Chin Ping. 

Our romance started in the jungles of North Malaya (not yet Malaysia). His real name of Ooi Boo Huat. He was then a strapping young man who had the energy of a Kedah kerbau and in fact could bonk like one. 

It was lust at first sight.The 'things' we did together under the giant canopy of the wild yellow meranti trees (Shorea faguetiana), festooned with gorgeous orchids and multi-coloured bromeliads, were known only to tupai, monyet, burung and any busybody who had the stupid unta-sense to leave the desert to go peeping in the jungle ........

Tarzan and Jane 

Above sordid tale could be whipped up by the Dirt Tricks Department of another alleged department, wakakaka.

Dirty Tricks Department?!

In the name of Got-cha, bangsat and politics, any tale could be fabricated, narrated and spread like a corrosive disease to infect the general targeted population.

In Lim Kit Siang's recent case, which we will come to in a moment, the targeted audience is the community of Malay voters.

As an example, some years back in Penang, in someone's desperate attempt to dirty Lim Guan Eng's name, the CM of Penang was attacked vicariously.

His teenage son, at that time still schooling, was sinisterly badmouthed as a pervert on a troll to get fresh with Anya Sun Corke, a Chinese-British chess master who then lived more than 11,000 km away from Malaysia and who has never been in Malaysia (and is unlikely to ever do so) and who has never met Guan Eng Junior (nor he her).

Anya Sun Corke 

from FMT (21 Oct 2011) Anya Corke said:

“I have not visited Malaysia for seven years. I have never met or even heard of any of the people involved. I have never been physically assaulted in any way,” she said in a press statement.

“The only way in which my ‘modesty was outraged’ has been the publication of my picture in connection with these scurrilous and unfounded rumours.”

Both innocent and unknowing teenagers were not even aware of each others' existence, but a Dirty Tricks specialist, who we shall called Unta Bastard, wakakaka, fabricated the outrageous lie for political advantage through a vicarious attack on the boy's father, Lim Guan Eng - such is the dark side of politics of Malaysia.

But be mindful also of such vicarious attacks against the other side of the fence, where Pakatan supporters take delight at every opportunity to badmouth Rosmah Mansor's every lil' action, just to get at Najib, like a dark dwarf twittering on how clever he was in getting rid of Rosmah from her honorary post as Chancellor of UNISEL, a Selangor state university (thunderous applause). How pathetic but then he's a dwarf.

The preposterous allegation that the wife of (at that time) the potential DPM, in her high heels, beehive hairdo, expensive dress and carrying the C-4 in her Birkin handbag, would turun padang to personally supervise the C4-ing of Shaariibuu Altantuyaa was undeniably a vicarious attack at Najib so that he might be prevented from becoming the DPM.

Cui bono? Wakakaka.

I also recalled also a fabricated photo (photoshop) of DAP members meeting in Cameron Highlands for a party seminar several years back, in which an image of naked bodies imposed with faces of DAP personalities was circulated.

OTOH, there was also a photoshop image of a so-called Parisian dinner for three by another bastard, wakakaka. Such was his desperation for 'proof' that there was a connecton between Najib and Altanatuyaa that he stooped down to the lowest gutter, but then such was and still is the unscrupulousness existing in politics.

this was photoshop

this was NOT photoshop

exploiting a woman's tragic death for political gain?
would these people do the same for their relatives or other Malaysians?

Yes, there are Dirty Tricks Departments on both sides.

Very recently, Lim Kit Siang became the target victim, where it was insinuated (sly allegations) Kit Siang is the cousin of the late Chin Peng a.k.a Ong Boon Hua (who had almost the same spelling as my fictionalized jungle stud, wakakaka, of Chin Ping a.k.a Ooi Boo Huat).

For more details - see Malaysiakini's I am not Chin Peng's cousin, says Kit Siang which informs us (extracts only):

Lim Kit Siang has denied that he is the cousin of the late Communist Party of Malaya leader Chin Peng and Singapore's former premier Lee Kuan Yew.

He was responding to a tweet from lawyer Syahredzan Johan, who claimed that someone from Umno had shared a chart in a Whatsapp message purportedly showing Lim's blood ties to the pair.

Also mentioned in the chart were Lim's son and Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng, DAP leaders Teresa Kok, Tony Pua, Anthony Loke, Ngeh Koo Ham and Nag Kor Ming as well as Parti Amanah Negara (Amanah) leader Nizar Jamaluddin.

Meanwhile, an UMNO guy in my WhatsApp group shared this. Yes they have resorted to linking DAP leaders with Chin Peng. pic.twitter.com/kKXqcbDBmn— Syahredzan (@syahredzan) January 4, 2017

The DAP veteran blamed those aligned to Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak for this.

"Apart from Guan Eng, I have no idea how I could be related to all the other named personalities," he told a press conference in Penang this afternoon.

Lim pointed out that Chin Peng, born in Sitiawan, Perak, on Oct 12, 1924, is the nom de guerre of Ong Boon Hua, who is of the Hockchia clan.

Whereas, he said the late Lee was born in Singapore on Sept 16, 1923, and is of the Hakka clan.

"I, a Hokkien, was born in Batu Pahat (Johor) on Feb 20, 1941.

Chin Peng passed away in 2013
CD Abdullah, his former communist compatriot wrote a tribute to him in MM Online:

Farewell, Comrade Chin Peng — Abdullah CD

BTW, Uncle Lim, the term 'clan' used above could have been improved by substituting it with 'community' or 'people' or even 'tribe' (wakakaka), Oh, kaytee is of the Teochew 'tribe', wakakaka.

And really, we should be thankful for small mercies (Alhamdulillah) that the Dirty Tricks bastard did not photoshop LKS, Chin Peng, Guan Eng, Teresa Kok, Tony Pua, Anthony Loke, Ngeh Koo Ham, Nga Kor Ming and Nizar Jamaluddin in their nude forms.

What a frightening thought, I mean of that image, wakakaka. Looking at LKS' bod in swimming trunks is already scary enough, wakakaka again.

But you know what, if LKS' allegation of UMNO behind the lie is true (I like that, my own line of ... lie is true, wakakaka), then UMNO must be shit scared of LKS to initiate an alleged dirty tricks campaign to relate him to Chin Peng.

Chin Peng was Chinese, unlike other Malay ex-communist terrorists like Rashid Mydin and CD Abdullah, where the latter even met up with the late (former) HRH Perak. But Chin Peng being Chinese, dead or otherwise, has to be demonized and reviled kau kau so as to still be largely hated by Malays as the equivalent of Darth Vader.

CD Abdullah 

Suraini Abdullah
née Eng Ming Ching

tortured by the Japanese military for 6 months during the war when she was only 21, and on her releases, entered the jungle, met, fell in love with and married CD Abdullah

from MKINI:

According to Victor Purcell, the Chinese affairs adviser in the British Military Administration (BMA) which ruled Peninsular Malaya and Singapore immediately after the end of the Pacific War, Suriani had "sex appeal" and "a streak of humour and phases of near charm".

In his 1945 confidential reports, Purcell goes on with his observations of Suriani.

"She has a quite good figure beneath her dowdy blue cotton dress, but the fountain pen stuck in her bosom is a sharp reminder that she puts business before allurement. Her most remarkable features are her eyes. At one moment they are flat, brown and dull, at the next revealing in baleful flashes the smouldering fires of fanaticism..."I had heard much of her oratory and of her decidedly unfair behaviour at the meeting in October 1945 during the rice troubles when she had stood at a platform on the Padang and had worked up the crowd of 3,000 with inflammatory speeches and by beating time for revolutionary songs by her trained choir for an hour or more before Brigadier Willan's arrival, so that when she came the crowd was in no mood to listen to reason.

after the so-called peace treaty, CD Abdullah and wife Suraini in Malaysia - they live in Chulaporn Village No. 12, Sukhirin, Thailand

[I wonder whether Suraini would have been allowed to enter Malaysia if she was not with CD Abdullah?]

married to CD for more than 60 years, she finally passed away in 2013 (age 90) leaving CD with a daughter

the family still live in Thailand but I wonder whether CD is still alive?

Sorry, Mr (late) Ong Boon Hua, someone has to serve as the Chief Villain, the convenient political punching bag for the general Malay community. That's why, notwithstanding the 1989 peace treaty, even your ashes are not allowed back into Malaysia while your compatriot, CD Abdullah, had the honour of having a cordial meeting with the late Sultan of Perak and other Malay compatriots of yours have been allowed to reside here in Malaysia.

Think of it as your service to the Malay community, wakakaka.

Anyway, back to LKS, wakakaka. Yes, UMNO must be so shit scared of him that they have to resort to such dirty tricks, as some bastard once did to his grandson in order to get at his son, Guan Eng the CM of Penang.

this is ridiculous -  they say I am the cousin of RPK

wakakaka