Happy New Year!

Happy 2017 to all Malaysians, Australians and Earthlings, you beautiful threesome.

Mind you, the Fire Cock is just around the corner, less than 27 days to go.

27 divided by 3 is 9 divided by 3 is 3. Awesome 3.

By 28 January, Teresa Kok will rule supreme, much to the woe of those who clucked around with her name, wakakaka. 

you need a halal certificate, cock!  I mean 'sausage'!

Lucky colour for the Year of the Fire Cock are the threesome of gold, yellow and brown, translated into Indians, Chinese and Malay.

Coincidentally, three is a fave Western figure, a tripodal inclination for check and balance.

There's the threesome of the Westminster's Executive, Legislative and Judiciary, where in Malaysia we have since 1981 under Maddy, successfully compressed and then merged them into one, all under him. Najib benefits from that legacy, wakakaka.

chainsaw belongs to Kelantan? wakakaka

Then there's 3 and one-half, as rumoured that PPBM (Pribumi), PAS PKR and half-cooked Ikatan will form a Malay Unity pact, naturally with DAP abandoned (end of Pakatan?).

Tian Chua is rumoured, as informed by Zaid Ibrahim, to be campaigning for PAS. That's wise of Tian because he has no future in the threesome of DAP, MCA and Gerakan, wakakaka

But the above Malay Unity pact headed by Pribumi might as well be 3, because who has heard of Ikatan other than kaytee, wakakaka.

Chinese have to be different, favouring instead two, the yang and yin of everything, though in some circumstances they too like three, as in Heaven, Earth and Man, wakakaka. But you can never get a grip on the Chinese preference as they will sneakily switch to the ONE of Tao.

Indians OTOH like three too, as in MIC, Hindraf and the Human Rights Party (HRP) of Uthayakumar.

JAKIM, JAIS and JAWI have been the notorious threesome in 2016. I hope they will be curbed this year.

Happy New Year!