Rudyard Kipling couldn't stop the twain coming together?

Do you recall last year, following the poisonous Selangor MB debacle, a foul festering fetid leftover of some rancid Satay, Dr Mahathir supported Azmin Ali as the new MB, saying he hoped there won't be a vote of no confidence taken against Azmin when the State Assembly convened in November. For more, see TMI's Dr Mahathir supports Azmin as Selangor menteri besar.

The Star Online in fact reported Dr Mahathir expressing his hope that the state assembly would give Azmin Ali its full support. I hope Azmin did the right thing, and remembered to thank Uncle, wakakaka.

Oh, I assume you all are aware that Dr Mahathir is staunchly UMNO, wakakaka as if we don't (and still wielding much influence and power in that party), while Azmin Ali is from Pakatan, though I am sure you recall the latter was also from UMNO. Wakakaka.

So who the hell said 'and never the twain shall meet'? Wakakaka.

Do you also recall Dr Mahathir advising Azmin Ali as the new Selangor MB to stand on his own, and not be influenced by others if he wanted to be a good leader. I hope Azmin did the right thing, and remembered to thank Uncle, wakakaka.

Well, let's f* whoever said 'and never the twain shall meet'. Wakakaka.

Do you know that Pak Kadir Jasin has written an article in his blog about Azmin (and picked up by TMI in its Azmin as opposition leader will draw young crowd, says veteran newsman)?

In the article he said if Pakatan appoints Azmin Ali as its new coalition leader to replace Anwar Ibrahim, it will give Pakatan a youthful edge which will stimulate the younger generation to give its support to the coalition - yes you did read me right, the Pakatan coalition, not the BN coalition! Wakakaka.

Then, according to Pak Kadir, Pakatan will pose a threat to the ruling BN because Malaysian youths will give their sympathy and protest votes to Pakatan in the next general election.

Huh? As if they (the youths) haven't already?

So why is Pak Kadir advising Pakatan to attract the votes of Malaysian youths when that's already achieved since 2008? Indeed, why is Pak Kadir even advising Pakatan, full stop?!

Oh, I assume you all are aware that Pak Kadir Jasin is the former group editor-in-chief of Umno-linked New Straits Times, a quite influential player in UMNO politics, a very close confidante of Dr Mahathir, reputed at times to be Dr Mahathir's 'other' public voice, and currently a harsh critic of PM Najib, most certainly like Dr Mahathir, wakakaka.

Yes, why is Pak Kadir, an über UMNO voice, advising Pakatan to make Azmin Ali the new leader of the coalition so as to enhance the attraction of Pakatan to young voters in order to give UMNO a jolly good bashing ........ if we can remember that Pak Kadir is UMNO true and blue while Azmin Ali is PKR - but I wonder whether I ought to remind you all that the latter was from UMNO. Wakakaka.

Blast that bloody Pom and his bullshit 'and never the twain shall meet', wakakaka.

Dearie dearie me, Rudyard you've been a bloody loser with your Ballad of East and West:

I say old chap, bad show your ballad

Oh, East is East and West is West, and never the twain shall meet,

Till Earth and Sky stand presently at God's great Judgment Seat;

But there is neither East nor West, Border, nor Breed, nor Birth,

When two strong men stand face to face, though they come from the ends of the earth!

But wait wait, let's hear what else über UMNO Pak Kadir has said in his high praise of Azmin Ali as the man to lead Pakatan to topple Najib and BN.

Pak Kadir reminded us of how Dr Mahathir had recently told poor Ah Jib Gor to resign for pissed-poor performance, and mentioned UMNO' current malaise and the required treatment.

Oh Ah Jib Gor, see what you have brought upon yourself for not supporting someone vying for a VP position in UMNO! Wakakaka.

Ah Jib Gor, you could be joining Sweetie (in her current political fate)

wakakaka

Yes sir, to summarize the essential points of Pak Kadir's article at this stage, Azmin is No 1, while Ah Jib Gor is No 10, wakakaka.

TMI reported on Pak Jasin: "The reality is that Umno is old and it needs a radical anti-aging treatment. Without it, Umno will die of old age," he wrote.

He added that even among the party's top brass, they were aware of the actual situation but did not dare opt for the right treatment.

He said going by analysis done, there was every possibility that Umno could lose its hold on the 88 seats it secured in the 13th general election, as more youths register to vote in the next election.

Quote - as more youths register to vote in the next election - unquote. Aha, those Azmin supporters!

"There is concern that Umno's seats could reduce to 70 or even 60 if the current situation is allowed to persist," he said.

Adding that the ruling coalition could not depend on Chinese and Indian votes, he said this meant that BN's strengthening must begin with Umno.

"BN cannot gain strength against attacks by PR and at the same time transform itself to attract the younger generation if it does not free itself from its feudal and dynasty-type hierarchy," Kadir wrote.

Quote -  transform itself to attract the younger generation - unquote. Aha again, those Azmin supporters!

Saying that Umno needed “major surgery” and treatment for its cancerous parts, Kadir added: “Or Umno can depend on bomohs, fortune tellers and witchcraft who will echo what Umno bigwigs want people to hear rather than what they should hear.”

Quote - Umno needed “major surgery” - unquote. Aha, aha, aha! Wakakaka.

By the by, do you know that the Mahathir family brought up dear lil' cute Azmin Ali? And that it was Dr Mahathir who told his-then deputy Anwar to give Azmin a job?

a bit blur, but the one on the left is a young Dr M

guess who's the other person? wakakaka

Looks like there may be another Mahathir-offer on line for leng chai, but this time without intermediary Anwar, wakakaka.

Could it be possible there will be a new 'doctor' wakakaka to treat a cancerous UMNO. Wakakaka again.

follow me, I'll introduce you to my deputy

wakakaka

Rudyard, my dear old chap, didn't you realize even in your time that the world is round, and while East may be East and West may be West, the twain will eventually meet.

Wakakaka. Don't you just love politics, the art of the 'possible'?

wishing you all the best, my dear boy

who knows, one day you may be the PM

wakakaka

But don't we all know why, in the eyes of Dr Mahathir, KJ can never ever be the young 'doctor' to treat UMNO, wakakaka.