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OPINION | The Strange Medical Condition Known as "Courtitis"
10 Aug 2026 • 9:30 AM MYT

Former prime minister Ismail Sabri has been admitted to IJN after suffering an irregular heartbeat, just hours before he was due to appear in court.
First of all, I genuinely wish him a speedy recovery. Heart problems are serious, and if he really requires a pacemaker, I hope the procedure goes well.
That said, can we at least acknowledge that Malaysian politics has produced one of the most fascinating medical phenomena known to mankind?
There are people whose blood pressure rises during job interviews; there are people who get migraines before exams; and then there are Malaysian VIPs, whose bodies seem to develop extraordinary sensitivity to court dates.
This isn't even the first time.
Back in 2025, while under MACC investigation, Ismail Sabri was hospitalised after collapsing at home. His questioning was postponed more than once because of medical leave before he eventually returned to give his statement.
Now, on the very morning his charge was supposed to be read in court, his heart develops an irregular rhythm.
Again, I am not saying the illness isn't real.
I'm just saying the timing deserves its own Datukship.

Personally, I understand. I also get irregular heartbeats whenever I feel guilty. Usually after my third slice of cheesecake. Or after I convince myself that one durian is "basically fruit", only to discover I've somehow eaten an entire basket. My smartwatch starts vibrating, and my heart asks, "Really? Another Black Thorn?"
The difference is my guilt is triggered by cholesterol.
Theirs always seems to coincide with legal proceedings.
Perhaps it's stress. Perhaps anyone facing criminal charges would experience anxiety. That's perfectly human.
But this keeps happening so consistently in Malaysian politics that our courts should probably install a cardiac unit next to the witness stand. Maybe every summons should come with complimentary ECG electrodes. Maybe judges should start proceedings with, "Are you ready to plead?" followed immediately by, "Or shall we call IJN first?"
Our politicians often tell us that nobody is above the law. The public would simply like reassurance that nobody is permanently below the ECG machine either.
Because every postponement chips away at something more valuable than a court schedule. It chips away at public confidence.
Justice isn't just about reaching the correct verdict. It's about convincing ordinary Malaysians that the process applies equally to everyone.
When ordinary Malaysians miss a court date, they worry about warrants. When powerful people miss one, the nation starts checking hospital admission records. Perhaps that's unfair.
Perhaps every illness is genuine. But public trust is built on patterns - and unfortunately, so is public scepticism.
Until then, I'll continue monitoring my own irregular heartbeat. Apparently, mine is also triggered by reading about powerful people and accountability in the same sentence.
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