Malaysiakini - Cabinet ignores Canberra, okays Lynas waste return
Despite the rejection by the Australian government, Health Minister Liow Tiong Lai said the cabinet has agreed to four ministers' proposal to return the waste from the Lynas rare earth plant to Australia.
Meanwhile, deep in the special war room in a Putrajaya underground:
Submariner: Hey Liar, do you like my special war room?
Liar: At least this room is below sea level hehehe.
Submariner: Droll droll, my dear Liar. But why did you ask me to activate the ops room?
Liar: We may have to declare war on Australia if those bastards refuse to take back the waste from Lynas.
Submariner: Wah, didn’t realize you Chinamen are so warlike. OK but then, what will we do next, my Liar friend?
Liar: Aiyah, just sandiwara mah! For voters consumption lah, at least until GE-13 is over, like no tear gas in Tung Shin, hehehe.
Submariner: Hah, no wonder you people can hapcheok (cooperate) with Perkasa.
Liar: Correct, correct, correct.