Mind you, kaytee would have done all of that in a mere 10 seconds, though I have to admit I might have been slapped or kissed by Most Sayang-est Nur.
Yes sir, kaytee's Ayer Itam kampong style macho-tactic would have been very dicey, to say the least, though at times its effectiveness surprised me.
I have to grudgingly concede JAKIM did the right and safe thing by taking a one-month long sweet and juicy study. Aiyah, why didn't I think of that dragged-out pleasure, wakakaka?
Be that as it was, now why did I thank my favourite organisation JAKIM?
Ever since the media told us about JAKIM's "gender-check" for Nur Sajat, many many many men in Malaysia have shown incredible and immense interest in gay lifestyle.
I suspect it's just a coincidence as Nur Sajat has nothing to do with influencing those naughty men (including kaytee).
Nonetheless, kaytee is no longer alone in my love, adoration and ........ for sweetie Nur [mind, not that I want competition, but I remember my late mum telling me to be generous in sharing something (or someone) wonderful, sweet and delicious around].
Thanks JAKIM, for once you have done a swell job.