Sunday, June 05, 2016

The sex of Malaysian politics

It's now raining in Sydney. On such a rainy day, sex would be wonderful. Besides, what else is there worthwhile to do on a raining day, wakakaka.

Now, perhaps even politics would be described best in sexual terms.

OK then, currently the Malaysian political scene is in a humongous sexy mess, with lots of political illicit sexual affairs, including incest, sodomy and adulteries, going on at max speed - all of course in the political (and not bodily/physical) sense, wakakaka.

For example, PAS is sleeping with UMNO, an incestous relationship as PAS was an offspring of the latter; it's 
like bonking one's parent or vice versa. No wonder in 2009 Lawmakers were too easy on incest!

Take the recent hudud bill - UMNO jaked the bill, one by a private member, up to the fore even above other government bills, and then Pak Haji Hadi played his part by requesting for a deferred reading/debate, thus far effectively all sweet-nothing, gnam gnam just before the by-elections. If that's not PAS and UMNO in blatant sexual relationship then what would be?

Next, PKR and PAS are also sleeping together, and remembering they are siblings, both being offsprings of UMNO, they are also committing incest, wakakaka.

Despite PAS merajuk a la angry lover, PKR recently in the person of Tian Chua has insisted on NOT severing ties with the Islamic party. See Is PKR still interested in Pakatan?

And of course DAP is in an illicit affair with its one-time archfoe, Mahathir. I'll return to this later.

Moving on to the DAP-PKR relationship, the DAP had been sodomized kau kau by PKR, contrary to the picture some sectors of politics have portrayed and want us to believe, that of DAP being a bully boy to PKR, a silly belief not matched by the series of treacherous acts that PKR had repetitively wrecked upon DAP, especially in Sarawak and Penang.

And when PKR acted treacherously against DAP, its supporters would have the brazen thick-skin to say PKR has at last shown its independence of bully boy DAP, but conveniently ignoring or covering up the truth that PKR has always been the treacherous one, for example, in making unilateral press statements on Pakatan affairs as, just an example, in the lead up to the Sarawak state elections PKR announced (without consulting DAP) that it was contesting in 40 state seats with 15 of those seats non-negotiable.

You may ask why DAP has allowed itself to be sodomized not only repetitively but also regularly, wakakaka.

That's because the DAP or in the person of Lim Kit Siang has very very very ambitious aim to unseat BN-UMNO (effectively only UMNO as it had in Peninsula already demolished MCA, Gerakan, PPP and to some extent, MIC).

And the irony of LKS' aim to unseat UMNO lies in his undoubted full realization that it won't be a DAP non-Malay MP or even a DAP Malay MP who will be the Pakatan PM but rather (and more likely) a PKR MP as one.

Yes, I speculate that LKS wants to dethrone UMNO from Putrajaya just for dethroning sake a la the blindly-discriminating ABU doctrine, even not caring whether a PKR MP as PM and various ministers will be better, which I personally doubt.

Though as a supporter of DAP and once a long time admirer of LKS (I'm more reserved, even limited, in my admiration for him today) I'm happy that LKS have long realized his life-long political ambitions of (a) DAP together with its (then) Anwar-led Pakatan ally PKR winning majority rule in Penang and (b) denying BN its 2/3 majority rule in federal parliament. But I'm less excited about his new but sadly quite obsessive one, that of dethroning BN-UMNO from Putrajaya.

Dethroning BN-UMNO is undeniably the necessary objective of any political party which harbours ambition of political and public greatness in Malaysia, but my criticism of LKS in this regard is that he wants to do it in what seems to me would be in a very unpalatable way, in which he allows the DAP to enter into undignified shameful consort with unsavoury political 'characters' ['characters' include political parties].

Yes yes, you're going to tell me about the enemy of my enemy yadda yadda yadda and all that.

Methinks LKS wants to ride the Mahathir tiger in the way SE Asian political legend has it that Lee Kuan Yew rode the communist tiger. But then, on the DAP relationship with PAS, as far back as in 2010, I had warned the DAP about its alliance with PAS in Pakatan Rakyat, and true enough, it came to grief that the DAP (particularly LKS' son Lim Guan Eng and that Perak MP, Nga) failed abysmally to ride the PAS Islamic tiger.

For more of my warning to the DAP,  see my 2010 CPI article titled Ride the Islamic tiger, risk becoming cat food in which I had written (extracts only):

... We've also read of how in Saudi Arabia, three supposedly learned Islamic judges victimize the minorities, i.e. a Shiite, or one of the female gender (rape victim).

The usual apologists in Malaysia offer the predictable excuses that the Saudi clerics' outrageous injustice was not influenced by Islamic jurisprudence but rather Arab tribal custom -- despite the obvious fact that the verdict had been delivered by Muslim judges in an Islamic nation that is the birthplace of the Prophet Muhammad.

'Tribal custom' was the same pathetic excuse offered when Pakistan, a nation which subscribes fully to Islamic laws, saw the horror of the oxymoronic 'honour rape' perpetrated against Mukhtaran Bibi.

Even the already ridiculous claims of tribal revenge against the woman and her teenage brother were subsequently discovered to be the sheer fabrications of lustful men. But the criminals were not apprehended while their victim was harassed and ostracized.

Where was the syariah and hudud laws in all of this? It had to be secular international pressure which forced the Pakistani president to order the arrest of the criminals. 

But syariah laws or not, those 'honour rapes' continue in Pakistan even after that shameful case. Three years after the victimization of Mukhtaran, another sensational case occurred where seven men kidnapped and gang-raped a woman over two days in retaliation for some perceived wrong.

Were these the examples that the PAS Youth Leader wants us to believe his hudud laws can prevent?

But what worries me most was when PAS spiritual leader Nik Aziz Nik Mat recently claimed only DAP chairman Karpal Singh in his party was against the implementation of hudud laws, whose implementation, in their mind, would solve all of the world's problems, the Pakistani and Saudi shameful examples notwithstanding.

In asserting the DAP (all of party, cadres and leaders) only minus Karpal is for hudud, Nik Aziz might have harboured high expectations from Guan Eng and Kor Ming's frequent references to Islamic governance and the Quran.

Let me advice those DAP leaders who want to ride the Islamic tiger that you are unlikely to succeed!

It's consequence would not only be the riders becoming meals for a big cat but in a reiteration of my earlier remark, in a religious state, when power hungry men can overturn the tables into 'God proposes, man disposes', the potential for gross injustice cannot be understated or overestimated.

Our only protection is the current constitution and the secular civil courts, warts and all.

With such an abysmal failure in its alliance with the Islamic party, t
hen what nerve does the party in the person of now LKS have in still believing it could ride the Mahathir tiger, when both PAS and Mahathir do not share the DAP's political ideology?

LKS, ride this

don't dream of this 

or you'll end up like this 

I have labelled LKS' new ambition as 'sadly obsessive' because in his 'obsession', he has a too-eager willingness to allow his party the DAP, as an unpleasant example, to not only be regularly sodomized by PKR but to suffer the insults and treachery in perpetual silence, because he is probably far more worried about PKR breaking off and going its own way than being DAP being sodomized by that party, for he reckons that without PKR and (originally PAS) Amanah, BN-UMNO will continue ruling in Putrajaya.

PKR has already in Azmin Ali's and party VP Tian Chua's arrogant demonstrations of open public flirtation with PAS, the enemy of PKR's Pakatan supposed allies, DAP and Amanah, shown it didn't and doesn't give two figs about its Pakatan allies.

And what has DAP done vis-a-vis Azmin's sexy adulterous dalliance with PAS (adulterous within a Pakatan sense)?

Buggerall. Yes, such have been the frustration of many DAP supporters in the seeming DAP masochistic tolerance of such treachery that even Zaid Ibrahim ta'bolih tahan lagi and took it upon himself to attempt persuading LKS to break off with PKR. I doubt Zaid had succeeded.

Hey matey, LKS even jumps into bed with a man whom he (LKS) had condemned resoundingly for the draconian 929 Declaration and his 617 Announcement that Malaysia has been an Islamic fundamentalist state, which has made matters religious worse for us today.

WTF then would be the point of LKS condemning and criticizing Pak Haji Hadi Awang's hudud bill when he has so willingly consorted with Mahathir, the political architect of Malaysia being "an Islamic fundamentalist state"?

What have become then of his 2001/2002 condemnations of MCA and Gerakan leaders for supporting Mahathir?

With such disgusting political sex I hope no baby will ever be an issue wakakaka and dumped at the doorstep of a bloke in Temerloh, wakakaka again.

Please use a condom for safe sex.


  1. is it rain forecast on polling day this coming june 18? if it rains, the nons in sg besar and kuala kangsar should just go for pork soup and play mahjong..or have sex and sleep..

  2. Thank goodness the DAP leadership (for the most part) does not exhibit the kind of unrelenting and implacable hostility towards PKR that is on display here.
    This guy needs some serious head examination.

    1. Re your "... DAP leadership (for the most part) does not exhibit the kind of unrelenting and implacable hostility towards PKR ...", that's because of the reasoning I've posted above.

    2. The chief reason, which you are incapable of considering, is that PKR is not the ogre that you imagine them to be.

  3. Acts of incest,comes at an expensive cost.Off springs mostly are born with defects,and stupid with brains of morons.May god bless and forgive these bastards.