Friday, June 03, 2016

Keris kueh

Note we ain't no Arabs no more
As can be seen, we are Malays
Ya, we ain't the sheik's mandore
We've given up* our camel days

temporarily, wakakaka

Please vote for us, we of thy bangsa
This applies to you, our pals in PKR
And no camel as we'll use Proton Saga
In Sungai Besar and Kuala Kangsar

We've even celebrated our muktamar
With a gigantic halal green pulut cake
Yes, we are prepared to go very far
As to use a keris on what was baked

But once the election's over, lose win
We'll ta-ta our Hang Tuah garb adieu
Then once again we'll be happily seen
With a Middle-Eastern camel or two

I miss the massage ... er ...bonking on top of my back 


  1. it is not bonking the camel's the camel is not complaining.. my guess it is ok la..

    1. 'twas in reference to the "holy sanctioned" advice-instruction by Mufti Harussani that a wife must obey the husband at all times, even unto giving in to hubby's wish to bonk there and then ON the camel's back, wakakaka

  2. Ktemoc either you are ignorant or simply want to find fault with Harussani

    Maybe you should try bonking on the camel's back of course with your wifi la..... fully covered camel mounted mini tent. Wakakaka even the camel would not be aware..........unless the camel is smart enough to differentiate your kinky sweat