Friday, May 11, 2018

Lim Kit Siang's M-A-H-A-T-H-I-R legend

Lim Kit Siang** predicted the start of the MAHATHIR legend once the RAHMAN legend about Malaysia's PM finished with Najib as the 'N'.

** My visitor Nostradamus claimed he created the MAHATHIR legend back in 2008, wakakaka.




sorry son, I should have picked  N-U-R-U-L and you would have been PM by 97

Just a recall, the RAHMAN legend saw Malaysia having its first 6 PM as follows:

a. Rahman - (TAR)
b. Abdul - (Razak)
c. Hussein (Onn)
d. Mahathir (Mohamad)
e. AAB (Abdullah A Badawi), and
f. Najib (Razak).


Now, to predict the next (2nd) PM of this wonderful new legend, and based on max 2 terms of each, thus 10 years unless there is a national emergency, the Malaysia's legend of MAHATHIR will be as follows:

a. Mahathir Mohamad until 103
b. Anwar Ibrahim? when he is still a young 80
c. Hishamuddin Hussein? at 76
d. Azmin Ali? at 83
e. Tengku Razaleigh (Ku Li) at 121, but if he can't wait or refuses to, then one of the following:


keep yourself young by taking budu each day 

(i) Takiyuddin Hassan at 96, or
(ii) Tengku Zulpuri Shah Raja Puji (age unknown)
(iii) Tony Pua at 85, or
(iv) Teresa Kok at 94, or
(v) Tengku Adnan (Ku Nan) at 104.


TP at 85 (he took budu too but that didn't work) 

f. Hew Kuan Yau - (recalled to DAP) age irrelevant
g. Ibrahim (Tuan Ibrahim Tuan Man)
h. R as in mukhRiz - he'll still be a young-ish 123.


Sorry, no 'L', wakakaka, but in short our Malaysian PMs will be far far far younger than the Chairmen of China.


I knew Tun Razak. I hear his first son just graduated from an English university



16 comments:

  1. I have been depressed for a couple of days. Thank you KT for making me laugh. Wakakaka...

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  2. As Usual, nothing on Najib. Now we know your fucking true colour. Hahahahaha! Again till today, you have produced no documents, credentials, IC and even your photo.

    Hence, I will repeat this on you till you relent to our ducking demand.

    Ok, you Mother fucker kaytee Mock!

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    1. please don't say that - I did NOT fCk your mother - honest

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    2. Or maybe you did KT. Try saying to him: "Looes, I AM YOUR FATHER".

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    3. qlamak John, don't lad, emak orang tahukah, wakakaka

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    4. SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS KT. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

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    5. Haha! A lil bit of bitter humour. At least we can still laugh before the new regime takes hold.

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  3. Its with bitter irony that Mahathir was once opposed by 2 ex-PMs (TAR & Hussein Onn) and now history reprises itself again with AAB & Najib. Who said life is stranger than fiction haven't seen anything yet until now.

    #NotMyPM

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  4. Hishamuddin? He would not dishonour his father's memory by leaving the party.
    FYI Tengku Adnan is Ku Nan, not Ku Li as above.

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    1. Ta. Corrected my mistake

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    2. by the by, wasn't suggesting Hisham lompat - sometime in future the ruling party may change, wakakaka

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    3. Looking at how Communist regimes got into power and stayed in power via zombiac cultist support & ideology, it'll be a long long time before the rakyat can break that hold and change. Some, like DPRK, never do....

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  5. LKS aka The Emperor hijack my prediction of Rahman to Mahathir theory first written way back in 2008.

    Did not trademark it otherwise I can claim a drink on him or from Kaytee for wrongly attributing the MAHATHIR legend to LKS.

    I did not have Nostradamus nick without a reason, Kaytee.

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    1. attributed as per your claim, wakakaka

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    2. I can imagine Darth Vader's Theme playing in the background as Emperor Mahathir walks into the PM Office.

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