Currently, due to the disunited Malays, the country is controlled, most terrifyingly, by the Chinese through their massive collective number of MPs as follows: Gerakan 1, SUPP 1, SPDP 1, PBS 1, MCA 7 and DAP 37 including renowned Chinese calligraphist Goh Been Teo (Puchong), renowned Chinese historian Kar Soo Lee (Batu Kawan), renowned Chinese professor of history Doctor See-Wah Koo Ma (Batu Gajah), renowned Chinese lawyer Lam Kah Pah (Bukit Gelugor, renowned Chinese acupuncturist Khoo See Gan (Ipoh Timur), renowned Chinese water conservationist Charles Ang, etc (if I missed out any Cinapek or Cina Ah Ee, just add them in for me, ta!).
That's almost 50 Chinese MPs. It's terrifying when (not if) they unite!
(2) Mohd Nazri told MCA to shut the f* up if they couldn't even distinguish between genuine Penang laksa and the bloody curried imitation they have in KL. Good on ya, Nazri, more hare-koe (petis udang) in your laksa?
And we haven't even talk about char koay teow yet!
(3) Due to Sing winning more gold medals than Malaysia, it's heard on the grapevine that Malaysia may offer citizenship to several Australian swimmers, Kenyan long distance runners and North Korean shooters to match the Sing sneaky strategy.
(4) Selangor is promoting a "let's all bathe together to save water", much to the consternation of PAS.
(5) Just in - Hannah Yeoh has been voted the most frequently blogged-about politician in Malaysia.
|Gosh, I didn't realize I am that popular |
as to merit an almost everyday post in someone's blog
|Han Ji-Hye: "I envy you Han Nah-Yeoh"|