A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said "No", so she gave him a deep, hard kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f**ked?" Excitedly, the fellow said "Oh my gosh, no!"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in."
From an email currently making the rounds.