Tok Ampu's

What is common in the following 3 kaytee posts?

(1) Next MB of Kedah wakakaka,

(2) Rakyat as a 3rd Force?

(3) MGR-ism at its worst!

In the first I wrote: He will also, like Dad when he was PM, receive garlands as big as the Garden of Eden wakakaka.

In the second I wrote: A simple example of this feudalistic relationship shows in the way supporters present our political leaders on visits with giant leis and corsages, apparently the bigger the more respectful, some so monstrously humongous that all the creatures of the Garden of Eden could easily exist within.

In the third I wrote: The garlands and corsages have been getting bigger and bigger in direct proportion to the social-political status of the idol, until with a person like, say, Dr Mahathir at the height of his powers, it’s a wonder the garland bestowed upon him by some supporters didn’t require the hoisting mechanism of a crane to place same around the former PM’s neck, and with a safety team of orthopaedist, chiropractor, osteopath, nurses standing by just in case.

And if you had been observant you might have seen Adam and Eve and dozens of animals wandering around in that Garden of Eden pinned on the front of his jacket pocket.

I heard grateful florists in Malaysia also worshipped him as their patron saint ;-)

Garden of Eden hanging a la the Garden of Babylon around the Deva pollies' necks wakakaka.


No worries ... but ... sorry that was a lie. I actually have lots of worries at the obsequious sycophantic fawning mentality of Malaysian raja bodeks and tok ampus.

Now, why would I have lots of worries over garlands for the political Tai Koe's?

Precisely because many of our voters (especially those who voted BN wakakaka) think they’re the subjects of these pseudo-maharajas, they thus show themselves to the ‘maharajas’ as willing captives, if not in fact, at least in the latters' delusions.

And can you blame the elected ‘maharajas’ who, once elected, forget them, those who elected them. Why, wouldn't it be beneath the dignity of their ‘birth rights’ as ‘maharajas’ to serve the rakyat, who are no more than serfs in their fiefdom!

This grandeur delusion is not exclusively those of UMNO or BN politicians. Try and think who would not walk with the hoi polloi, but would (in the original plan anyway wakakaka) 'arrive majestically' in a limousine only after his 'subjects' have been nicely positioned to await his magnificent entrance? Wakakaka [hint: Bersih I, wakakaka again]

So it is ordained, so it happened again, this time at Batu Caves wakakaka.


Hey, maybe it was a Hindraf plot to break Najib’s neck? Wakakaka.