Maybe the North Pole may be too hostile, maybe the European-Russian-Canadian nations may not welcome further pollution, both of the technological and human scum kinds, maybe the polar bears are too dangerous to meddle with … ?
So Putera Umno has launched another wondrous idea for the people it desires to recruit as Brown Shirts. It wants to turn those street retards into bounty hunters.
Yes sirree, Putera UMNO will reward Mat Rempit with motorcycles for helping police detain snatch thieves.
The police haven’t made any comments yet as this is fairly new, dropped like undesired though not unexpected pigeon poo as in all UMNO Putera’s rempit-ish proposals. And like pigeon poo, we just keep getting this avian sh*t non-stop.
The junior political wing of UMNO said the incentive was one way of curbing snatch thefts in the Baling district and to encourage the illegal racers to be police informants.
Its chief obviously still can’t make up his mind whether he wants his future Sturmabteilung to be police informants or scalp-harvesting bounty hunters – there’s a world of difference between the two, but then, why should he bother with that difference when ambiguity in politics is an art to cultivate.
But if we combine police informant with pigeon sh*t, since we are getting 2-in-1 types of poo from our amazing future national leaders, we get ‘Stool Pigeon’ or if you want to be bloody more obvious ‘Pigeon Stool’.
But hey, it’s not all that easy, because he has set a minimum target of 30 snatch thieves at RM50 per head before those bikkies can take home the motorcycle prize.
Maybe the bloke has heard of the old saying 'Set a thief to catch a thief'?
But the Baling public have to watch out as those motorised bounty hunters may well varoom suddenly on you, oh you succulent RM50 target.
Hah, the Attack of the Stool Pigeons, or did I say Pigeon Stool?
Only under a rempit-ish government