Anwar Ibrahim on way back to UMNO via court appeal?

So …..

Malaysiakini tells us that Anwar Ibrahim’s right hand man, Azmin Ali, claimed today that 2 gov't parties may defect to help PKR form a government.

Azmin boasted that not only were negotiations going on well with the two BN parties but there were also talks with UMNO MPS.

Holy Moses – you frogs better hurry up or there won’t be any important positions left for latecomers.

Whenever Azmin Ali steps in, it means that Anwar Ibrahim has to take a break from his over-generated claims of party defection, or the public will be jemu jelak (sick through over glut) of the bullsh*t.

Azmin told Malaysiakini that said the MCA and SAPP denials were predictable because of the "... culture of fear, intimidation and harassment in Malaysian politics. So you have to appreciate their predicament, but our discussions with the component parties are very positive and progressing very well."

Indeed …

It’s only logical that when those people who want to defect over to the PKR are fearful of harassment by UMNO, that Azmin and Anwar would deliberately revealed their intentions not only once but continuously.

That form of logic is called ‘deformed logic’ or in Bahasa, 'lojik deformasi'.

Yesterday, based on a Malaysiakini report by Tony Thien, I posted Ku Li as PM in a new coalition?

My good matey, kittykat46, commented: “Hehehe ... it may be a supreme irony if all of Anwar's maneuverings actually succeed in bringing down the BN regime, but it’s not he who gets to be PM ...”.

No matey, the greatest irony would be the following scenario:

… 1 week later …

The KT Herald announces that Ong Ka Ting defected over to Pakatan Rakyat.

Meanwhile, Ayer Itam Telegraph proclaims in its tsunamic headlines that Dr Mahathir has joined Pakatan Rakyat.

And from Tamil Metro we get Samy swears allegiance to old matey Anwar Ibrahim.

Then 1 month later …

Malaysia KNN reveals that, following the Malaysiakini (17 June 2008) report of Anwar sacking to be probed in court, where the Federal Court gave Anwar Ibrahim the green light to challenge the constitutionality of his sacking from Cabinet posts almost 10 years ago by former premier Dr Mahathir, the court rules in favour of the plaintiff.

KT Herald scoops the court decision that Anwar Ibrahim shall be rightfully restored to his former DPM position.

Ayer Itam Telegraph in a sensational breaking news reveals that Najib has suddenly resigned without explanation (under pressure?) that same afternoon while the UMNO Supreme Council invites Anwar Ibrahim to resume his No 2 position in the grand old party in the name of Malay solidarity.

And Tamil Metro reports that Anwar Ibrahim 'reluctantly', and 'only for the national interest', accepts on the condition that he be allowed the freedom to continue his deformasi reformasi agenda from within UMNO.

TV 30 tells us that the new DPM uses the terms 'defining dis-enthralled discourse' to explain his historical decision, which brings tears of sweet joy to Malaysiakini Vox Populi writer Ex-Malaysian - see Ex-Malaysian's historical and prophetic remarks here.

In response the notorious maverick blogger kaytee publishes a post titled 'Bombastic bull braggadocio'.

... and Malaysia KNN publishes the following series of headlines in the following week:

Dr Mahathir and Ku Li marooned in PKR

Samy Vellu ripped off his wig

Ong Ka Ting entered monastery.

PM AAB on leave in Perth.

Gurun bestowed city (of frogs) status by HM on advice from the acting PM.

and Blogger kaytee seeks asylum in Tel Aviv

Now that, my dear kittykat, would be real irony ;-)