Saturday, April 09, 2016

Private announcement for public (1)

For those who have missed their booked flights, Raja Bomoh has a flying carpet for sale - last reported cost was RM999. Please allow for inflation and the ringgit dropping since the last report on the carpet.

Chartered flights may be checked directly with Raja-ni Air.

Regretfully I am not in an authoritative position to say whether the flying carpet and in-flight service are 100% kosher? Please check with the appropriate federal religious department.

Refreshments on board looks likely to be fresh coconut juice.



2 comments:

  1. the crew appears bizarre, horrific and excessive.. no room for passengers.. ha ha

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    1. leave it to his magic to deal with 'space' on board and in the air wakakaka

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