Tadpoles on trial

Darling, are the kids asleep?

Yes, Sayang.

OK, let me turn on the aquarium light then.

Wow, Sayang, I didn’t know you have switched from guppies to tadpoles. Hmmm, very small tadpoles too.


[Silent]

Oh, I haven’t seen translucent tadpoles before. Are they expensive?

Nowadays, everyday, you get a load of them for free, whether you like it or not.

They look very active.

In ‘pristine’ condition, but they won’t look pretty in a couple more days.

Why?

[Silent]

Oh Sayang, look, that one is dark brown instead of translucent.

Er? Shouldn’t be. I thought his … er … canal was clean? Shit!

Don’t swear Sayang. What canal? Whose canal? Did you scoop them from the canal?

[Silent]

3 days later …


Oh Sayang you said they won’t look pretty after a couple of days, but they still look very active.

So no degradation. Impossible .. but then ....

Huh?

Maybe they were fed minyak Tongkat Ali. Yeah, I would say that's possible in this country.


I don’t understand, Sayang.

Can you believe that bloke fucked himself!

Who, Sayang?

Hmmm, the Tiuniaseng Tadpole Tattler [smile], or the F* Fairy Froggie hehehe.

Sayang, your language, thank goodness the kids are asleep. Anyway, who are you referring to? What do you mean he … er, never mind … himself?

His own … er … tadpoles were in his own canal.

[Confused]