- Winston Churchill (04 June 1940)
KUALA LUMPUR: After the adverse global publicity the country has endured due to the twin scandals of 1Malaysia Development Berhad and a RM2.6 billion political donation, Malaysians can finally take pride in some good news.
It seems the Malaysian sex drive continues unabated through all difficulties – political and economic alike – and we have emerged among the top ten countries in the world noted for a high sex drive, an article in Express UK revealed. [...]
Despite the perception that we are a conservative nation, Malaysians have a high sex drive, higher even than Mexicans, the Swiss and Spanish.
One commentator wrote: Luckily we still have Syariah Law on khalwat cases. Otherwise we may becoming the No 1.
But the survey referred to Malaysians and not just Malays, wakakaka.
Another suggested: Malaysia should strive for the top position, since we have so many sex maniacs around from within and those serving overseas.
Re "those serving overseas" he was probably referring to those naughty Malaysian(s) in the "land of the long white cloud", wakakaka.
Thus we may paraphrase Churchill's above immortal words to " ... we shall f**k on the seas and oceans, we shall f**k with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, ........ We shall f**k on the beaches, we shall f**k on the landing grounds, we shall f**k in the fields and in the streets, we shall f**k in the hills; ........"
Wakakaka.
But the survey referred to Malaysians and not just Malays, wakakaka.
Another suggested: Malaysia should strive for the top position, since we have so many sex maniacs around from within and those serving overseas.
Re "those serving overseas" he was probably referring to those naughty Malaysian(s) in the "land of the long white cloud", wakakaka.
Thus we may paraphrase Churchill's above immortal words to " ... we shall f**k on the seas and oceans, we shall f**k with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, ........ We shall f**k on the beaches, we shall f**k on the landing grounds, we shall f**k in the fields and in the streets, we shall f**k in the hills; ........"
Wakakaka.
we shall f**k in the jail..
ReplyDeleteMalaysians are well known for their sex drives?Maybe it is because Malaysia is famous for the world's famous brand of Viagra called the "Tongkat Ali".I am pretty sure tokio rain will agree with me.He has stocked crates of this special brew under his bed.Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteHorny Malaysians? No wonder that horny dude Malay officer,who couldn't resists girls looking at him.Taking his pants off, wanting to have sex with any girls.Chasing them stark naked down the streets of Aussie with his tiny prick sticking out?
ReplyDelete"... stark naked down the streets of Aussie ..."
Deletemate should "... stark naked down the streets of KIWI-land ..." wakakaka
That's the problem with u la bruno. Hehehe.
DeleteKaytee,since you are residing in Aussieland,where all the horny Malaysians go,would you like to be the importer and wholesaler representing the "Tongkat Ali" brand?Since all the Malays get horny when a lady smiles,business will be brisk.In fact,sales will be shooting through the roof.
ReplyDeleteAs the old adage says.......those who talk so much about sex are those who do not have much drive or unable to go to the distance........ka ka wakaka wakaka
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