Friday, May 23, 2008

Ibrahim Ali said 50-year old women no longer fun

While our nation holds its breath as the international court decides on the ownership of Pulau Batu Puteh, and Param Cumaraswamy ( as reported by Malaysiakini) wants the government to Arrest Dr M under ISA for alleged racist incitement in a speech made in JB last week, and Malaysians ponder over issues such as national self sufficiency in rice production, and the Opposition was accusing the ACA of being unacceptably subordinate to UMNO chief head kicker, Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz, etc etc etc ……..

…….. Malaysiakini reported that Ibrahim Ali, former UMNO member and currently an independent member of parliament for Kelantan's Pasir Mas, advised all and sundry that Old men still wanna have fun.

Hey man, we are all for fun but what fun did Ibrahim Ali have in mind, you may ask?

Well, Ibrahim declared:
“… there would be fewer marital problems and a lower divorce rate if Muslim women were taught to accept polygamy.”

Hah, polygamy!

Ibrahim was responding to Fuziah Salleh, an opposition lawmaker, who questioned the qualifications of Syariah Court counsellors. She revealed that whenever there were marital problems, the women were blamed and forced to take the blame.

She stated:
"They are not counselled but given 'advice'. And every time, they are told that the woman is to be blamed. If it is a family problem, they must be patient. If they are beaten up, they must also be patient."

I sympathized with Fuziah Salleh’s complaint of women getting the wrong end of the Syariah Courts' stick, because as I blogged in Battling wives in Kelantan? more than 1.5 years ago, a husband in Kelantan (like Ibrahim Ali) could resort to Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002 against a wife.

What is this Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002?

Well, in August of that year, Kelantan deputy mufti Datuk Mohamad Shukri Mohamad
told Berita Harian that wives would be deemed to be unjust and abusive if they couldn't satisfy their husbands' sexual needs ... what!!!

Then I naturally asked the same question that I posed in a previous posting
Wives not satisfying husbands are abusive, namely, how would a woman be deemed to be ‘abusive’ if she couldn’t satisfy her husband’s sexual needs?

The Mufti explained that in a marriage, it's not always the wives who were abused as it could also happen to the husbands. He advised that Islamic laws protect both women and men.

He warned:
“Thus wives who do not provide proper care for their husbands, including not fulfilling their sexual needs, can be considered as being unjust and abusive towards their husbands.”

“These women can be charged under Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002.”

The wife could be subjected to a fine of RM 1,000 or jail of up to six months or both upon conviction. Sh*t, all these punishment if she couldn’t make him ‘cum’? Cum on lah, Pak Mufti.

But Ibrahim Ali, instead of brandishing the dreaded Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002 (and I suppose we should be thankful for small mercies) felt obligated to explain to Fuziah Salleh. He said:
"Such problems happen because women cannot accept polygamy. From a preventive point of view, what about doing a big campaign so that women can accept polygamy?"

He elaborated that women don’t realize that the … er … fun stops for husbands when those women become pregnant or when they hit their 50s.

Aiyoh, yang berhormatny, 50 ta’boleh liao? Haven’t you heard of the saying “Many a fine tune has been played on an old fiddle”, and really, a woman of 50 isn’t old yet. Please read my Lustful fantasies.

So what do you want if you think 50 old women aren't no longer … er … fun? Young sweeties in white blouse?

I am going to blame Ibrahim Ali’s attitude on budu ;-)

And if you ask why I am taking it out (excuse the unintended pun) on the innocent delicious (but 'gatal sedikit' causing) budu, please read my 2-year old post Has Aphrodisiac Budu Been Responsible?

18 comments:

  1. Can someone pls help to buy a sex doll in Japan for brader Ibrahim Ali.

    if you are so gatai sangat .... selesaikan sendiri ... sudah tua .... main banyak mati pucuk ..... bagilah org muda chance sikit.

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  2. I think this fella is better left as an independent. I'm sick of what he said & lame jokes. Does being an independent means license to talk nonsense?

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  3. Wonder this is the standard of elected politician? What a shame! Can't he think of something better. He must have shit on his head.

    Arian

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  4. did it not occur to you that you could be a much more interesting and funful healthy happy Blogger if you no talking politikus ?
    even moronic jokes can be fun in this day and age in Bodohland.
    just make sure every now and then you take a walk , watch harrison ford and his kingdom come then semua nya ok !
    hahaha

    happy reader

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  5. Outrageous! This guy is kinky. How do we have YB ( yang burok ) in our midst. For God's sake, people like that paint a very dirty picture of us Malaysians. If he should have any daughter, isn't he implying that things will be like that in the future. Get rid of him.

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  6. It seems our Ibrahim Ali, notorious for party hopping, hence katak politician, now attempts to make another "name" for himself as the champion of polygamy. It is clear he is insulting Keadilan MP for Kuantan Fuziah Salleh as a 50 year old hag who can't satisfy the lusts of lechers like him, hence their justification for polygamy. Ibrahim Ali should be castrated for his jibes at 50year-old women!

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  7. Yang Bodoh Ibrahim Ali insulted disabled people 2 weeks ago and now he insulted 50 years old women.I think he is seeking cheap publicity,compromising his reputation (if he still has any left) in the process. Such sexist idiots should not be allow in the Parliment.Kick him out the next GE.

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  8. Yeehaa.........I agreed with "a concerned voter"

    Kick him out .......kick the natang out........from Parliment.
    I m sure he is short of mother love..or his own wife already fed up with this "extreme sex ego" natang.......that's why make him against those 50+ yr old ladies.

    Oooooooooooii natang watch your mouth and even wash your smelly mouth... "sembayang more before you are being sembayangkan".....haaaaaaaaaaa

    Ketuanan Rakyat

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  9. Don't worry, plenty of Ibrahim's type in UMNO and PKR, they just dare not to speak out. Rather than giving priority to people's problem, they just mind their own erection.
    And with these ageing men getting more gatal, perhaps we can also blame on VIAGRA.

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  10. Ibrahim Ali ? Even UMNO doesn't want him.

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  11. This kind of people just sampah lah ...

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  12. Hey Ibrahim, go bury your dicky in the beaches of South China Sea and have fun with the sea urchins!!

    Your face is as thick as a cow's backside of you-know-where.

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  13. THIS SADIST BASTARD MAKE ME SICK! I WONDER WHAT HE WOULD THINK IF WOMEN TAKE FOUR HUSBANDS? THIS KIND OF AL-QAEDA/TALIBAN WAY OF THINKING IS BRING DOWN FURTHER THE ISLAMIC CIVILIZATION DOWN THE DRAIN! HEY IBRAHIM, WHY DON'T YOU GO AND LIVE IN THE CAVE WITH YOUR OSAMA BROTHER, BASTARD!

    NOOR AZA OTHMAN.

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  14. It is appalling how one half of humanity is treated by the other half in the name ofreligion. I have great difficulty in understandinfg how muslim sisters put with polygamic relationship. This is a law for lustful, lecherous and promiscous men.

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  15. The Sex ratio is the ratio of males to females in the population is 105 boys to 100 girls (which by convention is referred to as a ratio of 105). Further, sex ratios at birth or among infants may be considerably skewed by sex-selective abortion and female infanticide. If women are so abominably treated - I CURSE all such societies - that no female child will be born and for that to DIE for not valuing WOMEN!!! 4 wives indeed!

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  17. This old woman must be take Viagra.

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