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Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race [What a hard-on!]

Guardian:

Winter Olympics: Finnish cross-country skier suffers frozen penis in 50km race

Remi Lindholm needs a heat pack after finishing 28th
‘When it started to warm up, the pain was unbearable’


Remi Lindholm in the 50km cross country event, in which a thin suit offered little protection in the cold. Photograph: David McIntyre/Penta Press/Shutterstock


The men’s 50km mass start skiiing race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland’s Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race, following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

“You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished ... it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in,” he told Finnish media. “It was just about battling through.”

With organisers worried about frostbite during Saturday’s race, it was delayed by an hour and shortened by 20km. The thin suits and under-layers worn by racers, as well as plasters to cover their faces and ears, offered little protection.

Lindholm explained that he used a heat pack to try to thaw out his appendage once the race was over. “When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable,” he added.


3 comments:

  1. When historians look back someday, the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics may be seen as the first significant fall of the Olympics towards irrelevance and eventual demise.
    It may take some time more, because of entrenched vested interests, but this is the beginning of the end.

    The spectacle of the Olympics have for decades kept people glued to their TV screens..the drama, the triumphs, the losses, the beauty of athletes reaching out to achive their best.

    Chariots of Fire stuff.

    Beijing 2022 was soulless, empty, a Robot-like Olympics.

    Outside of the People's Republic of China, audience numbers fell to less than 50% of previous Olympics.

    The Host's organisation was like clockwork, but you could never shake off the nagging reality that the host is a nasty nation engaged in domestic cruelty akin to wife-beating.

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    1. Wakakakaka…

      Very sour grape, filled with acidic juice!

      The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics WILL be seen as the first significant harbinger of the Olympics towards modern technical innovation in diseases containment, managing large crowd habitations for an event & superior theme presentation that truly enticed with local cultures.

      But how could an indoctrinated anmokausai dickhead understands an alien culture it refuses to embrace?

      Thus, that irrelevant fart of inconsequential!

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    2. "......... the host is a nasty nation engaged in domestic cruelty akin to wife-beating."

      That is a most moronic conclusion and perception of the brainless acceptance of the US and its hordes of hypocrites slanderous propaganda against China which is beginning to lose its influence and appeal. Fact : In its face saving for the US, what did Germany send/supply to Ukraine in response to US clarion call to defend Ukraine against Russian threat? 30,000 helmets! Not anti missiles!

      Try to quote any direct utterance by the Germany or French high ranking Executives (not some lowly officers or private entities like Nike or what not), plainly and unequivocally alleging China of Xinjiang genocide!

      To the greatest democratic nation, US of A, please explain how the "freedom and independence" of their four estates can result in the DOJ to release Sabrina Meng and not stick to their neck to hold onto Sabrina and tell the Executive (read Biden) to go fly kite? Why? Because Biden ordered the "independent" DOJ to release.

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