Opinion: Who Will Be Malaysia’s Next PM?
1 Aug 2025 • 10:00 AM MYT
Dr. D. Ananda
Lecturer at a university, commentator, published writer
Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim. Will he be also PMXI https://www.ibtimes.co.in/anwar-ibrahim-named-new-malaysian-prime-minister-854389
A Satirical Safari Through Putrajaya’s Prime Ministerial Zoo
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In the tropical jungle that is Malaysian politics, no animal ever truly dies — they just mutate into consultants, podcast hosts, or the next poster child for “unity.” As the question of “Who will be Malaysia’s next PM?” makes its seasonal return, let us venture once more into this national obsession — where ambition runs high, memory runs short, and principles are mostly optional.
Behold, your potential Prime Ministers — each one a fascinating species in the zoo of Putrajaya.
1. Dr Mahathir Mohamad – The Jurassic Politician
Behold, your potential Prime Ministers — each one a fascinating species in the zoo of Putrajaya.
1. Dr Mahathir Mohamad – The Jurassic Politician
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Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad is like that recurring dream you can’t quite shake — usually involving detention without trial. At 100, he has defied not just age but logic. Having already been Prime Minister twice, he now seems to think Malaysia is his unfinished Sudoku puzzle.
He’s launched more parties than a Bukit Bintang DJ and now waves around a “Malay Proclamation” like a spectral warning to the multiracial present. Could he be PM again? If you believe in ghosts, then yes — and he will haunt Anwar’s premiership till the end of time.
2. Anwar Ibrahim – The Waiting Game Champion
After waiting 25 years, getting jailed, betrayed, and poetic about it, Anwar finally became PM — only to find out that power doesn’t come with a magic wand. Between Rafizi’s economic spreadsheets, Zahid’s political life insurance, and PAS screaming “liberal” at everything, his Madani government is less “Reformasi” and more “Kita Cuba.”
Will he survive a full term? Or will he become yet another interim PM with good speeches and bad luck? As always, Anwar remains the nation’s most eloquent “maybe.”
3. Khairy Jamaluddin – The Politician in Exile (and Sneakers)
Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad is like that recurring dream you can’t quite shake — usually involving detention without trial. At 100, he has defied not just age but logic. Having already been Prime Minister twice, he now seems to think Malaysia is his unfinished Sudoku puzzle.
He’s launched more parties than a Bukit Bintang DJ and now waves around a “Malay Proclamation” like a spectral warning to the multiracial present. Could he be PM again? If you believe in ghosts, then yes — and he will haunt Anwar’s premiership till the end of time.
2. Anwar Ibrahim – The Waiting Game Champion
After waiting 25 years, getting jailed, betrayed, and poetic about it, Anwar finally became PM — only to find out that power doesn’t come with a magic wand. Between Rafizi’s economic spreadsheets, Zahid’s political life insurance, and PAS screaming “liberal” at everything, his Madani government is less “Reformasi” and more “Kita Cuba.”
Will he survive a full term? Or will he become yet another interim PM with good speeches and bad luck? As always, Anwar remains the nation’s most eloquent “maybe.”
3. Khairy Jamaluddin – The Politician in Exile (and Sneakers)
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KJ, Malaysia’s most telegenic un-elected leader, has done everything — run ministries, fight pandemics, lift weights, wear tailored batik, and now, host a podcast with the tone of a man who deserves better (because he thinks he does).
After being exiled from UMNO for having the audacity to look competent, he now roams the corporate wilderness like a man waiting for destiny to call — or Spotify to offer a political remix deal.
Still popular, still dangerous to mediocre men in suits, Khairy is one GLC appointment or sudden by-election away from a spectacular comeback. Could he be PM? Absolutely — if someone would just lend him a seat.
4. Rafizi Ramli – The Spreadsheet Samurai
Rafizi is that guy who brings Excel to a knife fight. With formulas, models, and a commitment to reality that Malaysian politics finds deeply offensive, Rafizi is the Cassandra of PKR — always warning of disaster, rarely listened to.
His economic wonkery is unmatched, but so is his ability to alienate voters who just want free tolls and cheaper eggs. Still, he remains a dark horse, or at least a very well-briefed one.
PM material? Yes — if Malaysians ever decide data is sexier than drama.
5. Nurul Izzah – The Graceful Ghost of Reformasi
Nurul Izzah is a paradox: beloved, capable, but somehow always almost powerful. Forever referred to as “Anwar’s daughter” (as if she’s not a policymaker in her own right), she has spent more time out of government than inside it — mostly by choice.
She’s the candidate of choice for middle-class liberals who use the phrase “civil society” unironically. But will Malaysia elect its first woman PM, or is she destined to be the nation’s permanent moral compass?
Only time — and two dozen male egos — will tell.
6. Zahid Hamidi – The Legal Acrobat
Umno’s most resilient man, Zahid Hamidi is living proof that legal entanglements are just performance art in Malaysian politics. He’s gone from facing dozens of charges to being Deputy PM, all without ever missing a kenduri.
With a permanent grin and a survival instinct rivaling cockroaches, Zahid’s path to the top is always theoretically open — especially if PMX takes a long lunch and the Agong blinks.
Will Malaysians accept him as PM? They might, if they also accept that irony is now our national philosophy.
7. Muhyiddin Yassin – The Accidental PM
Muhyiddin never wanted to be PM. He just wanted a quiet life in Pagoh and maybe a decent lawnmower. Then came Sheraton. Then came COVID. Then came tapioca.
Now mostly retired, he looms in the background like a retired uncle who might still own a golf course… or a political party. Could he come back? If Bersatu can stop suing itself, maybe.
8. Syed Saddiq – The TikTok Candidate
Young, handsome, and fluent in both English and Insta filters, Syed Saddiq is still the best thing to happen to Malaysian political aesthetics since neckties.
Unfortunately, his idealism is matched only by his electoral fragility. As leader of Muda, he speaks passionately on education, climate, and mental health — three issues guaranteed not to win you votes in Kelantan.
PM one day? Yes — if Malaysia turns into Finland.
9. Najib Razak – From Bossku to Boss?
KJ, Malaysia’s most telegenic un-elected leader, has done everything — run ministries, fight pandemics, lift weights, wear tailored batik, and now, host a podcast with the tone of a man who deserves better (because he thinks he does).
After being exiled from UMNO for having the audacity to look competent, he now roams the corporate wilderness like a man waiting for destiny to call — or Spotify to offer a political remix deal.
Still popular, still dangerous to mediocre men in suits, Khairy is one GLC appointment or sudden by-election away from a spectacular comeback. Could he be PM? Absolutely — if someone would just lend him a seat.
4. Rafizi Ramli – The Spreadsheet Samurai
Rafizi is that guy who brings Excel to a knife fight. With formulas, models, and a commitment to reality that Malaysian politics finds deeply offensive, Rafizi is the Cassandra of PKR — always warning of disaster, rarely listened to.
His economic wonkery is unmatched, but so is his ability to alienate voters who just want free tolls and cheaper eggs. Still, he remains a dark horse, or at least a very well-briefed one.
PM material? Yes — if Malaysians ever decide data is sexier than drama.
5. Nurul Izzah – The Graceful Ghost of Reformasi
Nurul Izzah is a paradox: beloved, capable, but somehow always almost powerful. Forever referred to as “Anwar’s daughter” (as if she’s not a policymaker in her own right), she has spent more time out of government than inside it — mostly by choice.
She’s the candidate of choice for middle-class liberals who use the phrase “civil society” unironically. But will Malaysia elect its first woman PM, or is she destined to be the nation’s permanent moral compass?
Only time — and two dozen male egos — will tell.
6. Zahid Hamidi – The Legal Acrobat
Umno’s most resilient man, Zahid Hamidi is living proof that legal entanglements are just performance art in Malaysian politics. He’s gone from facing dozens of charges to being Deputy PM, all without ever missing a kenduri.
With a permanent grin and a survival instinct rivaling cockroaches, Zahid’s path to the top is always theoretically open — especially if PMX takes a long lunch and the Agong blinks.
Will Malaysians accept him as PM? They might, if they also accept that irony is now our national philosophy.
7. Muhyiddin Yassin – The Accidental PM
Muhyiddin never wanted to be PM. He just wanted a quiet life in Pagoh and maybe a decent lawnmower. Then came Sheraton. Then came COVID. Then came tapioca.
Now mostly retired, he looms in the background like a retired uncle who might still own a golf course… or a political party. Could he come back? If Bersatu can stop suing itself, maybe.
8. Syed Saddiq – The TikTok Candidate
Young, handsome, and fluent in both English and Insta filters, Syed Saddiq is still the best thing to happen to Malaysian political aesthetics since neckties.
Unfortunately, his idealism is matched only by his electoral fragility. As leader of Muda, he speaks passionately on education, climate, and mental health — three issues guaranteed not to win you votes in Kelantan.
PM one day? Yes — if Malaysia turns into Finland.
9. Najib Razak – From Bossku to Boss?
Najib Razak, the dark horse in the PM race?
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Yes, that Najib. Though currently enjoying a government-funded sabbatical at Kajang Hilton, the proposed Home Detention Order might soon allow him to serve his sentence from the comfort of his own living room — perhaps even from a freshly air-conditioned PMO office. In Malaysia, redemption is never further than a legal loophole and a forgiving voter base. If “Bossku” returns, it won’t be justice — it’ll be déjà vu.
The Prime Ministerial Lottery
In Malaysia, the Prime Minister isn’t necessarily the best, the brightest, or the most qualified — just the last person left standing after the chairs stop spinning. With the next GE looming and every faction sharpening its knives (and social media posts), one thing is certain: the next PM could be anyone.
Well, anyone except the Rakyat. They just pay the bills.
It’s almost musical chairs season again. And remember: in this zoo, the animals pick the zookeeper.
Yes, that Najib. Though currently enjoying a government-funded sabbatical at Kajang Hilton, the proposed Home Detention Order might soon allow him to serve his sentence from the comfort of his own living room — perhaps even from a freshly air-conditioned PMO office. In Malaysia, redemption is never further than a legal loophole and a forgiving voter base. If “Bossku” returns, it won’t be justice — it’ll be déjà vu.
The Prime Ministerial Lottery
In Malaysia, the Prime Minister isn’t necessarily the best, the brightest, or the most qualified — just the last person left standing after the chairs stop spinning. With the next GE looming and every faction sharpening its knives (and social media posts), one thing is certain: the next PM could be anyone.
Well, anyone except the Rakyat. They just pay the bills.
It’s almost musical chairs season again. And remember: in this zoo, the animals pick the zookeeper.
A heck of a lot of Malaysians would choose Bossku to lead as the next PM.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, a convicted felon is USA President.