I am referring to Mr Misheck Nyandoro who believes in our official policy of 'polygamy is required by Islam, among others, due to the husband’s “incredible sense of sexual desire” that the wife cannot fulfil', as posted in MyGovernment, a “single gateway to all government online services”. Mind you, I don't think Mr Misheck Nyandoro is a Muslim.
At this stage, I would like to recall for your perusal a related matter, also in Kelantan. Fifteen years ago in 2006, the Mufti of Kelantan, Mohamad Shukri Mohamad (who was then only the deputy mufti of Kelantan) told Berita Harian that wives would be deemed to be unjust and abusive if they cannot satisfy their husbands' sexual needs.
At this stage, I would like to recall for your perusal a related matter, also in Kelantan. Fifteen years ago in 2006, the Mufti of Kelantan, Mohamad Shukri Mohamad (who was then only the deputy mufti of Kelantan) told Berita Harian that wives would be deemed to be unjust and abusive if they cannot satisfy their husbands' sexual needs.
In his (note ‘his’ and not 'the') most brilliant exposition of Islamic doctrines, he explained that in a marriage, it's not always the wives who were abused as it could also happen to the husbands. He advised that Islamic laws protect both women and men.
He warned: "Thus wives who do not provide proper care for their husbands, including not fulfilling their sexual needs, can be considered as being unjust and abusive towards their husbands."
"These women can be charged under Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002, which provides for a fine of RM 1,000 or jail of up to six months or both upon conviction."
But in a manner not unusual of either important big shots (CEOs, ministers, etc) or impossible big bullshitters, he skipped the details, yup, by neglecting to elaborate on how the courts would determine any husband’s claims of his wife failing to satisfy his sexual needs as per, wakakaka, Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002.
As we know, some husbands may have excessive sexual needs, so the poor wives could be required to perform to super-human standards, you know, 'above and beyond' the call of duty.
He warned: "Thus wives who do not provide proper care for their husbands, including not fulfilling their sexual needs, can be considered as being unjust and abusive towards their husbands."
"These women can be charged under Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002, which provides for a fine of RM 1,000 or jail of up to six months or both upon conviction."
But in a manner not unusual of either important big shots (CEOs, ministers, etc) or impossible big bullshitters, he skipped the details, yup, by neglecting to elaborate on how the courts would determine any husband’s claims of his wife failing to satisfy his sexual needs as per, wakakaka, Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002.
As we know, some husbands may have excessive sexual needs, so the poor wives could be required to perform to super-human standards, you know, 'above and beyond' the call of duty.
If their wives still cannot satisfy their super sexual needs, would those poor wives be deemed as unjust and abusive as per, wakakaka again, Section 128 (1) of the Kelantan Islamic Law Enactment 2002 by this mufti?
But truthfully, I would be very interested in how he would impartially gauge that a husband has attained sexual satisfaction in his legal act of consummation. I've been informed that in the West it's supposedly measured by how loud the man (or woman) screams 'OH GOD', wakakaka again.
Or would he just rely on the hubby's say-so, that the undutiful wife should be jailed for 6 months while hubby gets a new young doll of a wife?
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Ok, here's that Zimbabwe story 😂😂😂:
MM Online:
Zimbabwe senior citizen marries 16 wives to help increase the country's population
MM Online:
Zimbabwe senior citizen marries 16 wives to help increase the country's population
Zimbabwean father Misheck Nyandoro, 66, who has 16 wives and 151 children has revealed he follows a strict four-times-a-night sex schedule to help keep his family growing
KUALA LUMPUR, May 12 ― He has fought in the Rhodesian bush war to help gain Zimbabwe's independence.
Now, Misheck Nyandoro, 66, is fighting a different “war” - helping to replenish the country's population with his 16 wives who have given him a total of 151 children with two more on the way.
kt notes: Remember, we had a former PM who wanted Malaysia to have a population of 70 million (gnam gnam perhaps for his Proton market?). I'm sure some loyal and enthusiastic citizens went about helping him to achieve that population target 😂😂😂
Nyandoro said he would be marrying wife number 17 this year-end and his target is to marry 100 wives and have 1,000 children before he dies.
Speaking to Zimbabwean publication The Herald, Nyandoro said he follows a strict four-times-a-night sex schedule to help keep his family growing.
Nyandoro, from Mbire District, Mashonaland Central Province, said he would go to the bedrooms on his schedule every night.
“I then satisfy them before moving onto the next room.”
Nyandoro, who does not work, said his job was to satisfy his wives, who cook, clean, and cater to his every desire.
The family mainly relies on farming and was recently allocated 93 hectares of land near the Mvurwi mountains.
While it was unclear of his wives’ ages, Nyandoro said he keeps marrying younger women because older brides cannot keep up with his insatiable sex drive.
“I alter my behaviour in the bedroom to suit the age of each of my wives.
“I don't act the same with the young ones as I do with the older ones,” said the self-professed polygamist who started marrying in 1983.
Fifty of his children are in school, six are working with the Zimbabwe National Army, two with police, 11 others in different professions, and 13 of his daughters are married.
If you are wondering if any of his sons are following in their father's footsteps, one of them actually has, with four wives.
Speaking to Zimbabwean publication The Herald, Nyandoro said he follows a strict four-times-a-night sex schedule to help keep his family growing.
Nyandoro, from Mbire District, Mashonaland Central Province, said he would go to the bedrooms on his schedule every night.
“I then satisfy them before moving onto the next room.”
Nyandoro, who does not work, said his job was to satisfy his wives, who cook, clean, and cater to his every desire.
The family mainly relies on farming and was recently allocated 93 hectares of land near the Mvurwi mountains.
While it was unclear of his wives’ ages, Nyandoro said he keeps marrying younger women because older brides cannot keep up with his insatiable sex drive.
“I alter my behaviour in the bedroom to suit the age of each of my wives.
“I don't act the same with the young ones as I do with the older ones,” said the self-professed polygamist who started marrying in 1983.
Fifty of his children are in school, six are working with the Zimbabwe National Army, two with police, 11 others in different professions, and 13 of his daughters are married.
If you are wondering if any of his sons are following in their father's footsteps, one of them actually has, with four wives.
It does give an impression that these Muslim men are fervent followers of Islam only because of the sex angle.
ReplyDeleteHow women in Islam would allow their husbands to have 4 wives is beyond me. I guess that also explains why I will NEVER be a Muslim