Probes, being probed and probings

From Star Online:

Haziq urges Dr M to give fair treatment over sex video scandal

by hanis zainal

PETALING JAYA: In an open letter on his social media page, Haziq Abdullah Abdul Aziz (pic) urged Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad to be fair in his treatment of the sex video scandal implicating a Cabinet minister.

Haziq, the Santubong PKR Youth chief, who had publicly confessed to being one of the two men in a sex video started by saying that he had been a made a "black sheep" over the scandal.

"The explicit video that has been recorded was an act of treachery and I have been made a black sheep (scapegoat).

"Are Malaysians so narrow minded (cetek) as to think that I would destroy my future and that of my family?" he posted on Facebook on Saturday (June 29), adding that many Malaysians have condemned him over the scandal.

He, however, asked Malaysians for forgiveness, adding that he was a victim in the scandal.

Haziq then urged Dr Mahathir to reevaluate his stand on the sex scandal, which allegedly involved Economic Affairs Minister Datuk Seri Azmin Ali.

"I hope that Dr Mahathir would be fair in this matter, as my family and I are not rich and it is difficult for us to face the future," he added.

He urged the Prime Minister to do what was best for the country.

Don't be stupid like a gullible guppy, Haziq - PM Mahathir normally does the best for himself and his family.

But nonetheless, an authoritative probe is required for such a salacious probing saga. You Haziq, although having experienced probing, will still be probed in the current probing, whilst your alleged probing partner will not be probed even though allegations have it he was already/allegedly probed in "that" probing, or was it he allegedly probed?

Isn't it a wonderful word, 'probe', which can be used as both a verb and a noun (including a gerund eg. probing).

Oh Haziq, while you are being probed by the police (yes yes we heard your probing story that you were probed but then all probing intents and purposes, you might have probed), we suggest you probe your conscience as to why you reveal your probing story of probing and being probed.

Your alleged probing partner won't need to probe his conscience because one can't probe a conscience unless the one to be probed has a conscience for probing.

To probe, or not to probe, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more ... (probing?)

- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1