Urgently required: Ashes Surveyor

MM Online - IGP Khalid to retire on Monday (extracts):

KUALA LUMPUR, Sept 3 — Tan Sri Khalid Abu Bakar will officially retire from service as Inspector-General of Police (IGP) at a ceremony to hand over duties to his successor at the Police Training Centre (Pulapol), here, tomorrow.

Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi, who is also Home Minister, is expected to attend the ceremony scheduled for tomorrow morning.

Khalid said his retirement tomorrow, which would be one day earlier than his birthday on Tuesday was decided by he himself.

“Yes, it’s true that I will be retiring tomorrow and my plan after this is to enrol in cookery class at the Malaysian Institute of Baking in Petaling Jaya,” he told Bernama.

Aiyoh, where can lah. How men. Who will be looking out for seditious ashes slipping into Malaysia?

But here's Ong Boon Hwa's chance to return to Sitiawan to rest his soul.

The post at the lonely border will be vacant

I dread none will look out for seditious ashes

That of the nasty naughty communist agent

Through our ethnic barriers his soul crashes

Who says there is no more communist here

When it is obvious vote losses UMNO fears 

Of the Heartland who dreads the buccaneer

The 'faithful' sees him as bogeyman 4 years

what treaty - can't remember 

Sadly, one renegade to an international treaty

Put paid to the meaning of integrity & honour

Prohibited Chin Peng's return dishonourably

Treachery's his name, full of ugly dishonour

Now Heaven punishes him for an oath broken

Consigns him to utter shame and humiliation

Ignored by his 'faithful', he's truly heartbroken

But it's only Heaven's way of divine retribution

Related: I ain't no chicken farmer.

Malaysia semua Boleh so think BIG lah

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