We're so deliciously close together
Darling I am now like your bayang
In a country so "perfect" & super
We've gone PAS-t our old quarrels
Our UMs NO longer crossed akimbo
Just forgive & forget our old battles
From today you're my sweet beau
But what about the kaki kangkang
Slut who hangs on to your bahteow
Won't she harass you, her abang
Mind, don't blame her as she's heow
Hey, what about a ménage à trois
We'll play it a la falling dominoes
I think tiga is more syiok than dua
Tho' A will envy our peccadilloes
Wakakaka
Is this the "new couple" or the "very odd and ugly couple" of Malaysian politics? PKR and PAS,or Umno and PAS in passionate embrace?I think that these paired dunggus are overcome with the "shiok sendiri" syndrome.Maybe,they should all kiss, forgive and have a threesome?
ReplyDeleteWhat's the problem? Ok what. We need the numbers. Hidup melayu! Please buy your next handphone at Low Yat 2. Hidup Ismail Sabri! Hehehe.
DeleteCium cium your lips
ReplyDeleteharass your body
Kissy your nipples
to escalate
the tidal in me
I got lost
in the forest
within your legs
found myself
in your ass instead
Got more syiok
I smile with glee
and I shout
omg omg omg
But O dear Pak Aji…
don’t suffocate me
It is always LGE
never ever was me
For whatever ever
please forgive me
stay la brother
together gather
our perfect future will be
Hahahahaha.......Hasan confirmed to be Jibby's wannabe. Wait till Jibby decides to incarcerate all atheists including kaytee over the violation of first tenet of rukun negara. That includes special treatment towards kaytee.
DeleteI am looking extremely forward such event. Where the fuck is my popcorn? Hahahahaha
The enemy of my enemy is my friend lah. Dap seems to be the common enemy. The marriage of Pas and Dap collapsed with the death of Tok Guru. Now, it is everyman for itself. Survival of the fittest at work.
ReplyDeletetokio rain,Low yat 2 is a failure from the very start.Ismail Sabri has his head stuck inside the camel's ass,that he cannot see the trees from the forest.Six months free rent and the traders cannot even be competitive.Just like Ismail Sabri,you wouldn't know the difference between an ass and a pussy.Maybe your idol Anwar can teach you.Hehehe.
ReplyDeleteIf Jibby and Fat Mama wants to win GE 14 by a landslide,all they have to do is to put Ismail Sabri,Ikan Bakar and Ali Tinju in a crate and banished them to Zimbabwe.
ReplyDeleteHe has denied saying the "forgive & forget" magic words. So much for
ReplyDeletetrying to hope for an UMNO-PAS reunion.
Anyway even if he did, one swallow does not make a summer. How about
the others in the party, would they also forgive & forget?
And in the hypothetical union they are talking about, will PAS be treated like a junior member, which will be deja vu of the events of the 1970s?