Age of Gemini?

As GE-13 approaches, strange and stranger things have been and are occurring.

For a start, I have been flabbergasted by the new G-Ds of 'truth' where shadowy figures, after being rinsed, baptised and sanctified, become personalities of absolute credibility, ...

... where for example, as per the case of the second SD which repudiated the original SD* accusing Najib Razak of being involved sexually with the murdered Mongolian, Altantuyaa Shariibuu, we have Mr Americk Singh Sidhu pronouncing that lawyer Arunapalam (who accompanied Perumal Balasubramaniam in releasing the 2nd SD) was not responsible for drafting that follow-up SD.

* blue-highlighted phrase subsequently inserted to correct an inadvertent but vital omission

Now, Mr Americk Singh Sidhu is one of society's most leading, if not the most leading, civic-conscious lawyers. He is a member of, he assured us, a 'noble' profession - the profession of lawyers, that is. And just on that score alone - correction, on those scores by themselves (his eminence as a civic-conscious citizen and as a member of a 'noble' profession), we can without further investigation accept his words as virtually gospel truth ... 

... apart from the fact we would have also accepted Mr Arunalparam's words from the noble lawyer himself ...

... but as would have it, Mr Americk Singh Sidhu gob-smacked me with the reason for his assertion (of Arunalpalam not being the drafter of the 2nd SD), by stating: "We now know Arunalpalam didn't draft or prepare that second SD. Deepak has said so."

"Deepak said so!" Amazing! And there you have it, in clear unambiguous emphatic terms. The new G-D had thus spoken, and thus must be believed.

Indeed, as I had posted in B-D, the new G-D of 'Truth' ... Mr Deepak Jaikishan is now the very fount of truth, and if you don't disagree with me on this for whatever reasons, please have a bit of faith lah. 

Hey man, to reiterate, Mr Deepak is the very epitome of credibility, integrity and reliability and various other '-bilities' where he now possesses a fresh sweet smelling persona like a newly washed, rinsed, starched, blued and expertly ironed gleaming white shirt.

Mr Deepak Jaikishan is one of the new G-D's of 'truth'. But even a G-D of 'truth' needs some form of immunity from a future Pakatan government for telling us his 'truth'. I hope PKR is and I heard PAS might well be looking into this.

There have been all sorts of scurrilous rumours that Deepak and the ex IGP have been whistle blowing because (a) they want to twist arms for more whatever while the gravy train is still chugging along, (b) they are positioning themselves to look after their own skin in view of a new Pakatan government after GE-13, and (c) they might well be truly civic conscious citizens who want to bring down UMNO and help PKR.

Surely we can't have these sort of scurrilous rumours corrupting our new G-D's of 'truth' other than the last, to wit, they are truly civic conscious citizens who want to bring down UMNO and help PKR.

Incidentally, one man who might be able to help clarify or enlighten us on the 'truth' behind the Altantuyaa case has somehow slipped repetitively under the radar, mind you, through no fault of his but our negligence. He is none other than our dear Yang Berhormat Encik Sivarasa Rasiah (PKR).

Sivarasa rasiah

Sivarasa has been one of the common denominators in both SD's, the second case only indirectly by virtue of him acting as Mr Deepak's lawyer (a most noble profession).

By leaving dear YB Sivarasa out of our occasional querying-postings, we have been grossly remiss, missing golden opportunities to probe deeper and more substantially into the circumstances surrounding the SD's by not having him enlighten us, right from the case's very genesis in a Bangsar pub (was it The Backyard?).

Anyway, moving on with strange and stranger stuff happening as we approach GE-13.

MGR

We now have a MIC man virtually prancing in front of us a la MGR wakakaka, a regular Puratchi Thalaivar sprouting criticisms against Mahathir and other questionable BN stuff, acting as if he was the reincarnation of a once-PKR Gobalakrishnan, wakakaka - see The Malaysia Insider's Dr M’s racist rants ‘destroying’ BN’s image, says MIC man and Free Malaysia Today's Stop Perkasa or lose votes, warns MIC

I guess when your party has nothing left to lose, being already at rock bottom wakakaka, you can be braver than those mute MCA and Gerakan parties, wakakaka.

Gobalakrishnan, erstwhile PKR man

Where Gobala has moved from being an Anwar bodeker to Anwar hater (a la Nallakaruppan - gotta hand it to Anwar for his 'talents' in annoying Indians, wakakaka and ding dong), seemingly Vell Paari, son of Samy Vellu, has moved from being an expected UMNO bodeker (a la Kamalanathan or Kamala or Nathan of Hulu Selangor, wakakaka) to now UMNO critic, as once Gobala was, wakakaka.

Gobala and Vell, the yin yang twins, wakakaka.

Vell Paari

I wonder whether the soul of K Sujatha would have approved of her boss in his new Puratchi Thalaivar role?

K Sujatha

Then there are Balasubramaniam and Deepak, the new G-D's of 'truth'.

(l) Perumal Balasubramaniam, (r) Deepak Jaikishan

And don't forget Americk Singh Sidhu and Sivarasa Rasiah, the noble lawyers.

(l) Americk Singh Sidhu, (r) Sivarasa Rasiah

Finally, the ping pong twins, Dr Mahathir and Anwar Ibrahim of the 1994 Sabah whatever, united once again, at least in and on history, wakakaka.

once a happy father and son relationship, wakakaka

Hmmm, must be the age of Gemini (and not Aquarius), or perhaps that of Ashwini Kumaras, wakakaka.

Obviously Nakula and Sahadeva Pandava are well and truly in action, so eat your heart out, Uthayakumar, wakakaka.

lonely partner-less Uthayakumar

Yes, strange and stranger things have happened to Malaysian politics. Thank goodness for stable predictable hudud-bent PAS, and ...

... the obedient and subservient MCA and Gerakan, even in the face of Dr Mahathir's insult to Peninsula Chinese citizens via his cynical call for a RCI to probe into Malaysian citizenships for our parents and grandparents, conveniently forgetting the recommendation of pre-independence Reid Commission.

Ah, blessed stability in the face of weird things happening, thanks to PAS, MCA and Gerakan, wakakaka.