The Star Online reported in Judge denies request to measure length of husband’s intimate part that:
A Taiwanese woman reportedly asked for divorce from her husband — because his penis was too long.
Sin Chew Daily, quoting a newspaper report from Taiwan, reported that the woman, in her second attempt to divorce her husband, said she had to bear with pain whenever she had sex with him.
When the matter was brought up in the court recently, the judge called in a doctor to determine the length of the man’s penis.
However, the request was rejected as the length of a man’s intimate part was “very subjective”.
In the end, the judge rejected the woman’s petition and ordered her to return to her husband.
The woman said they were married in 1995 and she applied for a divorce 10 years later.
The application, she said, was rejected the first time. It was unclear why the petition was struck out.
On complaints by his wife that his penis was too long, the man said: “I have never measured it before.”
(1) Woman bodoh (stupid) on 2 counts: (a) put hubby on eBay and she would have been very rich, and (b) … you work it out …
(2) The judge is a spoilsport ;-)
(3) Some bastards have all the luck in the world wakakaka!
1. Surely many in the world must be having sleepless nights wondering how long it really is!
ReplyDelete2. The husband ought to get it measured to put to rest this very important question.
3. The Guiness Book of Records might decide to have a section for this. Fame awaits!!
Rosemary
Some like it long, while others like it short. Just as some like it hot while others like it cold.
ReplyDeleteA husband was setting up his e-mail address with his young gorgeous wife sitting next to him. Feeling sexy & horny, he keyed in the word "PENIS" when the computer prompted for his password. His wife fell down laughing when the coputer responded, "Password too short".
ReplyDeleteAgree with you that "some bastards have all the luck". The wife is not appreciative though. The judge's curiosity got the better of him.
ReplyDeleteNo Rosemary, it's better to keep it secret. Can you imagine how many women now want to try to have a look at it? Guys too I might add.
Shorty
Well, people, looking at the matter from the wife's perspective, she bore the brunt of it for 10 years before filing for divorce. Do you think it grew too long in the period ?
ReplyDeletebiniku : '...bang...pls contact him 4 me...ok ? pls laa !'
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