Drama queens & kings wanted

At the Dimsum's magnificent penthouse residence in Jalan Gurney, Pulau Pinang ........

Dodgee: Dodgier, take this advertisement to malaysiakini.

Dodgier: Papa, why malaysiakini one - you say you don't like what!

Dodgee: Aiyah son, leave politics to me lah - quick quick, make sure it's published tomorrow.

Dodgie sneaks a quick glance to see what his dad is so keen to advertise on malaysiakini. It reads:

A newly setup multimedia organisation is looking for talented and driven people to assume roles as drama queens and kings.

If you have a flair for random emotional outbursts, a fondness for irrational arguments, and a proclivity for passionate pandering to politicians, please send in your resumé together with at least 6 photos of youself in various compromising interesting positions postures. Graphic videos would be preferable and an advantage.

In this industry, age is never a factor, nor is experience. What we are looking for is a dedicated ability to adhere to director's instructions.

Successful candidates will be groomed to lead full-scale dramas on both the local and international stage. Our experienced committee team will mold you to ensure you reach the pinnacle of your pushy pontifications or elegant silence.

Competitive salaries and benefits.

Only the chosen shortlisted candidates will be notified.

Email your application to: all-sods@dodgee.com.my

or mail to

All-Sods Studio
c/o Dodgee Enterprise
5, Jalan Bodek
Taman Kamunting
Pulau Pinang