The Bible Says So!

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it since you get up first; that way we don't have to wait so long to get our coffee."

The husband retorted, "Hang on! You are in charge of cooking around here. That’s your job, and I am prepared to just wait for my coffee."

Wife insisted, "No, you should do it. Besides, it’s written in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband laughed, "I can't believe you would resort to such a tale. OK, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, opened to the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says …….. HEBREWS

From an email currently circulating.